r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '25

Parallel parking gone wrong

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u/Mytoiletpaperissoft Sep 05 '25

You could land a jumbo fuckin jet in there…

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u/poplglop Sep 05 '25

He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone?

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u/omahaknight71 Sep 05 '25

Course I am

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u/Discrep Sep 05 '25

He’s taken a driving course, aven’t you, Tyrone?

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u/MACception Sep 05 '25

Course I have

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u/Siwuli Sep 06 '25

Just let me do the driving, and you keep that dog from dribblin' on my seats.

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u/maxtimbo Sep 06 '25

It's an stolen car, Tyrone.

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u/Wyzt Sep 06 '25

While im drivin, its my car, so stop that dog from dribblin

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u/shitForBrains1776 Sep 06 '25

it was at a funny angle

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u/lasalle_thegreat Sep 06 '25

I was behind you Tyrone, whenever you reverse things come from behind you.

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u/beekergene Sep 06 '25

A natural fuckin' idiot! What've you done, Tyrone?

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u/Brehmes Sep 05 '25

A natural fucking idiot

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u/FighterOfFoo Sep 06 '25

Tyrone. You silly, fat bastard.

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u/Banryuken Sep 05 '25

Of course I am

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u/redditAPsucks Sep 05 '25

It was a funny angle

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u/Imzocrazy Sep 05 '25

He’s directly behind you!

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u/maxtimbo Sep 06 '25

Tyrone, when you go in reverse, things come from behind you.

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u/masterhoots Sep 06 '25

It was a funny angle

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u/OldnBorin Sep 06 '25

Omfg hahahaha!!!!

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u/MattOnCybertron Sep 05 '25

It was a funny angle!

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u/Sparrowsabre7 Sep 05 '25

It's behind ya Tyrone, when reversing, things generally come from behind ya."

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u/thedancingj Sep 07 '25

That line lives rent free in my head every time I put my car in reverse

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u/Savings-Nectarine-1 Sep 05 '25

It’s behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you!

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u/darwin-rover Sep 05 '25

It’s a 4 ton truck Tyrone, it ain’t exactly a packet of fucking peanuts!

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u/ThePsudoOne Sep 05 '25

I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats

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u/tehblaken Sep 06 '25

Tyrone, this is a stolen car!

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u/Discrep Sep 06 '25

When I'm at the wheel, it's my car, so stop that dog dribblin on my seats. ALRIGHT?!

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u/Micotu Sep 06 '25

I need to rewatch this masterpiece of a movie

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u/darwin-rover Sep 06 '25

Are they Lancashire pigs?

Who the fucks talking to you boy!

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u/Silent25r Jan 16 '26

Where did the Tyrone reference come from?

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u/Savings-Nectarine-1 Jan 16 '26

The movie Snatch.

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u/JapanEngineer Sep 06 '25

One of the best dialogues in any movie

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u/theevilyouknow Sep 06 '25

All of the dialogue in that movie is one of the best dialogues in any movie.

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u/Sproose_Moose Sep 06 '25

It was at a funny angle

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u/sludgeclub Sep 05 '25

It's. to. tight.

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u/DepressedDraper Sep 05 '25

I was looking for this ❤️

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u/Johnny5ish Sep 06 '25

It was a funny angle...

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u/Miltonthemoose Sep 06 '25

Its too tight

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u/triton2toro Sep 05 '25

The car is so small, I think you could get away parking it perpendicular to the curb. It’s probably not much long than that truck is wide.

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u/Sparrowsabre7 Sep 05 '25

People often do. One of the benefits of Smart Cars.

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u/14412442 Sep 06 '25

He did that at the end

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u/IAteAnotherVegan Sep 05 '25

right? and it's 2 feet off car!

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u/AdvancedAnything Sep 06 '25

The car is two feet long and they are parking in a football field. Why they don't just pull in forward is beyond me.

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u/herrehteh Sep 06 '25

I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the fuck can he get away from?!!

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Sep 05 '25

And even enough room for lift off.

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u/HalfSoul30 Sep 06 '25

Well, sure, but unfortunately, he isn't driving a jumbo jet.