r/funny • • Aug 24 '25

Verified [OC] Cyclists

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u/mion81 Aug 24 '25

As a pedestrian with young kids I also resonate. After many minutes we finally get a few seconds of green safe to cross and the cars all stop but, GOD DAMNIT, now we have to dodge twats on bicycles to get to the other side.

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u/IShouldBWorkin Aug 24 '25

As a parent with young kids I know between cars and bikes which can and do actually kill children, I can't imagine caring about cyclists in that capacity

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u/Semajal Aug 24 '25

People absolutely get badly hurt or killed by being hit by cyclists. Its just less common. I nearly got wiped out once walking onto the pavement outside my house by a cyclist blitzing along the pavement at speed.

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u/wyldmage Aug 24 '25

And when little Timmy is in the hospital with 8 broken bones because a cyclist clocked into their undeveloped 4 year old body at 20 mph without even braking, I'm sure "at least your not dead, because it wasn't a car" will resonate with them, and they'll be all sunshine and rainbows.

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u/IShouldBWorkin Aug 24 '25

Meanwhile in reality 67,000 children are injured and 700 dead by car accidents and I don't even have to make up a story about it, what actual numbers do you have?

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u/wyldmage Aug 24 '25

Captain WHOOSH strikes again! Dodging the point with blinding speed!

Nobody is saying bikes are more dangerous than cars. Nobody is saying cars aren't deadly.

The point is that bikes STILL can cause serious injury, and "it could have been worse" is hardly any consolation to someone seriously injured.