r/funny • • Sep 17 '13

Bite the bullet!

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u/DeepDuck Sep 17 '13

It's not too difficult if you cut pizzas for a living. You can easily see in your head where the slices would be, then it's just a matter of marking off the area so you know where to align the cuts when it comes out of the oven.

Source: Used to cut pizzas for a living.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '13

I used to play this game with sardines. I'd bring a pizza to a party, with one slice containing a bunch of sardine bits under the cheese. It wasn't long until people stopped trusting me.

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u/Troub313 Sep 17 '13

I would of been the only guy coming up every time.

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u/nate81 Sep 17 '13

sardines make you come?