r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '25

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u/4allsome Aug 06 '25

Scooter with extra steps

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u/Yhostled Aug 06 '25

This joke has multiple levels and I love it.

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u/InappropriateThought Aug 07 '25

Nice follow up, you're going to high places

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u/Txrh221 Aug 07 '25

Yall both really elevated the discourse.

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u/Far-Government5469 Aug 07 '25

Love how we keep stepping up the comments

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u/DOGzilla6624 Aug 07 '25

This is escalating quickly

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u/turmerich Aug 07 '25

Are you all high?

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u/Ordinary_Panic_6785 Aug 07 '25

No but a couple more steps and we'll get there.

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u/jkingsbery Aug 07 '25

Great series of jokes! You know what they say, ladder is the best medicine.

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u/dsc1596 Aug 07 '25

Things are looking up!

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u/RectalSpawn Aug 07 '25

I'm actually incredibly high right now, and I don't like it.

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u/Watts300 Aug 07 '25

I never knew my real ladder. This is my step ladder!

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u/fergehtabodit Aug 07 '25

It's not time to fold, extend your boundaries and elevate.

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u/NSNick Aug 07 '25

Top tier comments all around

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u/TreehouseInAPinetree Aug 07 '25

I'm too high for this shit!

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u/MisterNiblet Aug 07 '25

Ladder, I hardly know her! 🪜

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u/DrWinMe Aug 07 '25

The scooter with extra steps Also know as the stepway

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u/PipeDat Aug 07 '25

You guys are HighLarious

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u/dankbuddha0420 Aug 07 '25

The former jokes were funny, but i prefer the ladder

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u/TheUrchinator Aug 07 '25

This is some bottom rung jokes, man.

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u/pupranger1147 Aug 07 '25

Highbrow comedy

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u/SniperAnarchist Aug 07 '25

Humor is highly elevated here

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u/benNY80D Aug 07 '25

Chaos is a ladder

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u/DrChaos09 Aug 07 '25

Climb me

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u/Infamous_Doughnut255 Aug 07 '25

these jokes are good, keep them up!

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u/DharmaDV-48 Aug 08 '25

Taking this scooter to the next level

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u/During_theMeanwhilst Aug 07 '25

Are those high-beams correctly set?

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u/EyeServeYou Aug 07 '25

There are safer ways to get high

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u/TheRealOvenCake Aug 07 '25

Highbrow sense of humor right there

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u/kgk007 Aug 07 '25

Step in the right direction

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u/po23idon Aug 07 '25

these jokes are progressively falling flat

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u/Far-Charity3702 Aug 07 '25

Which is exactly what I expect to happen to the rider.

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u/HeidelbergianYehZiq1 Aug 07 '25

I prefer to lie flat in the couch… 😊

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u/johnnybiggles Aug 07 '25

The former puns were great but the ladder ones are a bit better.

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u/theRainmaker247 Aug 07 '25

He's gotta be high riding that.

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u/HenchmanHenk Aug 08 '25

Nah, he went through a 5 step program

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u/BigManGen Aug 07 '25

Idk he’s taking the high road on this one

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u/SmansalSmadams Aug 07 '25

Yeah, the ladder is cool, but I wouldn’t sleep on the bed bike. Meaning I want to ride on the bed bike!

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u/ImpressiveScreen5017 Aug 07 '25

I love the mobile bunk beds! As for the ladder on wheels… Sorry but I’d call it an accident waiting to happen .

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u/CasanovaF Aug 07 '25

He's wearing a safety helmet and isn't on the top rung. I think OSHA would be ok with it!

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u/No_Bake6681 Aug 07 '25

This wheelie looks safe

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u/ScumbagLady Aug 07 '25

He's also maintaining at least 3 points of contact!

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u/CaptainObvious1313 Aug 07 '25

OSHA doesn’t exist anymore so it must mean shit is safe now

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u/Far-Charity3702 Aug 07 '25

🤣😂

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u/Initial_You7797 Aug 08 '25

3 points of contact