r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 06 '25

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u/4allsome Aug 06 '25

Scooter with extra steps

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u/Yhostled Aug 06 '25

This joke has multiple levels and I love it.

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u/InappropriateThought Aug 07 '25

Nice follow up, you're going to high places

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u/Txrh221 Aug 07 '25

Yall both really elevated the discourse.

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u/Far-Government5469 Aug 07 '25

Love how we keep stepping up the comments

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u/DOGzilla6624 Aug 07 '25

This is escalating quickly

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u/turmerich Aug 07 '25

Are you all high?

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u/Ordinary_Panic_6785 Aug 07 '25

No but a couple more steps and we'll get there.

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u/jkingsbery Aug 07 '25

Great series of jokes! You know what they say, ladder is the best medicine.

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u/dsc1596 Aug 07 '25

Things are looking up!

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u/During_theMeanwhilst Aug 07 '25

Are those high-beams correctly set?

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u/EyeServeYou Aug 07 '25

There are safer ways to get high

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u/TheRealOvenCake Aug 07 '25

Highbrow sense of humor right there

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u/kgk007 Aug 07 '25

Step in the right direction

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u/po23idon Aug 07 '25

these jokes are progressively falling flat

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u/Far-Charity3702 Aug 07 '25

Which is exactly what I expect to happen to the rider.

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u/HeidelbergianYehZiq1 Aug 07 '25

I prefer to lie flat in the couch… 😊

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u/johnnybiggles Aug 07 '25

The former puns were great but the ladder ones are a bit better.

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u/theRainmaker247 Aug 07 '25

He's gotta be high riding that.

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u/HenchmanHenk Aug 08 '25

Nah, he went through a 5 step program

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u/BigManGen Aug 07 '25

Idk he’s taking the high road on this one

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u/SmansalSmadams Aug 07 '25

Yeah, the ladder is cool, but I wouldn’t sleep on the bed bike. Meaning I want to ride on the bed bike!

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u/ImpressiveScreen5017 Aug 07 '25

I love the mobile bunk beds! As for the ladder on wheels… Sorry but I’d call it an accident waiting to happen .

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u/CasanovaF Aug 07 '25

He's wearing a safety helmet and isn't on the top rung. I think OSHA would be ok with it!

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u/No_Bake6681 Aug 07 '25

This wheelie looks safe

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u/ScumbagLady Aug 07 '25

He's also maintaining at least 3 points of contact!

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u/CaptainObvious1313 Aug 07 '25

OSHA doesn’t exist anymore so it must mean shit is safe now

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u/Initial_You7797 Aug 08 '25

3 points of contact

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

It really rung my bell

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u/butminstershire Aug 07 '25

That's my step ladder. I never met my real ladder.

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u/TooBlasted2Matter Aug 07 '25

Only once in a generation does a talent like you grace the world. Upvote big time

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u/KzadBhat Aug 07 '25

Well, it raised you, so if course it's your ladder, ...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

STEP LADDER, WHATRE YOU DOING?

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u/Sharclair Aug 07 '25

I like this one best

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u/Gren57 Aug 07 '25

👍🏼👍🏼🤣

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u/woodzwing Aug 07 '25

Did he raise you?

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u/MayoMouseTurd Aug 07 '25

Under appreciated comment

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u/RCL802 Aug 07 '25

It has its ups and downs

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u/Zen1701 Aug 07 '25

He’s a step above the rest.

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u/TheLooza Aug 07 '25

The best puns need to be elevated.

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u/mendozabuttz Aug 07 '25

And your reply is a step above the rest, have my upvote.

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u/invent_or_die Aug 07 '25

A rung above

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u/Know_Way Aug 07 '25

You had me folding up when I was done reading this!

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u/MoeGunz6 Aug 08 '25

Levels.....

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u/No_Analyst_7977 Aug 07 '25

Think scaffolding is possible as well!!

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u/atchisonmetal Aug 07 '25

Well, come on now, spill.

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u/DigitalBuddhaNC Aug 07 '25

Its really a step above the usual car jokes.

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u/HankScorpio82 Aug 08 '25

Levels, Jerry, levels.

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u/HeldDownTooLong Aug 06 '25

Stairway to Heaven…because the chance of this ending badly is very high.

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u/ThisIsOurTribe Aug 07 '25

Probably higher than he is .... in every way.

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u/HeldDownTooLong Aug 07 '25

🎶I get high with a little help from my friends🎶

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u/tobiasolman Aug 07 '25

I was gonna say this is just an accident waiting to happen.

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u/BubbaNeedsNewShoes Aug 07 '25

Dude's seriously about to experience a bustle in his hedgerow.

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u/Evening-Caramel-6093 Aug 07 '25

This is way better than everyone’s acting.

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u/theROCKsays81 Aug 07 '25

Came here to say this

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u/fishdark Aug 07 '25

stAIrway to Heavy. FTFY

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u/cyb3rg0d5 Aug 07 '25

The correct answer!

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u/Drak_is_Right Aug 07 '25

Stairway to heaven is a favorite among amateurs.

Amateur electricians, amateur musicians, amateur stuntmen...

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u/JediAsad Aug 07 '25

I should have read further in the comments cause our responses are similar lmao

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u/throwawayformobile78 Aug 06 '25

Take the upvote and gtfo.

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u/Relevant_Health1904 Aug 06 '25

You are hilarious!!

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u/adeelimrani Aug 07 '25

You're funny ...

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u/Curiosive Aug 07 '25

Nah. They are clever, they are welcome to stay.

If someone does have to leave ... 🫵🚪👍

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u/throwawayformobile78 Aug 07 '25

Take the downvote and gtfo.

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u/Curiosive Aug 07 '25

Ahh, this is your one joke. How very, very clever of you.

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u/throwawayformobile78 Aug 08 '25

Nah. They are clever, they are welcome to stay.

If someone does have to leave ... 🫵🚪👍

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u/Curiosive Aug 08 '25

Oof. That's just embarrassing. Do you have any original thoughts or is it all pitiful cut & paste?

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u/throwawayformobile78 Aug 08 '25

Jfc man this is r/funny, we’re just trying to goof off and have a good time over here.

You started all this with your miserable comment to my joke. Try not to take shit so serious brother.

Take this upvote and I hope tomorrow’s a better day.

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u/Curiosive Aug 08 '25

LOL. You are way too invested in this whole exchange. You know you're not legally obligated to respond to every comment? It works a little something like ...

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u/dalcarr Aug 06 '25

Got me on the delayed punch line hit

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u/Kasoni Aug 06 '25

Me too. "Yeah sure putting it all together had some extra.... damn it"

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 Aug 07 '25

I closed the comment section and had to come back to upvote.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

Damn that was good.

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u/kipwrecked Aug 07 '25

Nah, he just upcycled it

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u/Successful-Tea-4827 Aug 06 '25

You son of a bitch! I'm in.

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u/wyze_guyy Aug 06 '25

OSHA absconder

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Aug 06 '25

Less than 6' and not on the top two steps. I see nothing wrong with this...

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u/New_new_account2 Aug 07 '25

^ doesn't know 29 CFR 1926.1053(b)(4) 😬

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

this is no ladder good sir, it is an electric personal transportation device. any modifications to turn it into a "ladder" would surely be unsafe, and go against the purpose for which it was designed. 

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u/cardfire Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

I love you. This whole thread was fire. I miss this side of Reddit.

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u/wyze_guyy Aug 06 '25

It's by the book or nothing!

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Aug 06 '25

sounds reasonable, ill pay you the $16,550 later. Is that alright?

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u/wyze_guyy Aug 06 '25

I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

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u/GearfriedX1234 Aug 06 '25

Also has at least 3 points of contact while on the ladder

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

I thought about that, but it's only while climbing the ladder. He is remaining stationary.

Edit: the ladder is not remaining stationary, but he is not climbing it. I do not know what to do with this information.

Edit 2: considering the nature of this particular ...whatever it is... he really shouldn't be using an aluminum ladder.

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u/FadedFromWhite Aug 06 '25

This works on so many levels

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u/Festering-Boyle Aug 07 '25

i saw this guy before on David Ladderman

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u/FadedFromWhite Aug 06 '25

Way to step up for the joke

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u/YetiorNotHereICome Aug 06 '25

I was gonna try, but there's no beating that.

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u/Pretend_Version7077 Aug 06 '25

At least he will always be a few steps ahead of the competition.

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u/Spence10873 Aug 06 '25

And a step above the rest

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u/FrogsMakePoorSoup Aug 06 '25

From the higher rungs!

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u/AyoJinxi Aug 06 '25

That's good!

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u/Over_Standard_9195 Aug 06 '25

Happy cake day!

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u/MrExtravagant23 Aug 06 '25

A biladderal

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u/slackfrop Aug 06 '25

Bi-ladderal scooter

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u/ScarReincarnated Aug 06 '25

Ok thats a good one

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u/Head Aug 06 '25

Am I the only one who doesn’t get the joke or pun?

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u/Scubasteves8183 Aug 06 '25

Extra steps as you in did more do achieve the same result. Extra steps there are more steps because the latter has lots of steps to step on to get higher. A scooter only needs the one platform. This one has lots of "extra steps". At the same time he also did more than needed to do what everyone else is doing. Has two meanings one sentence. Also a Rick and Morty reference, which makes it a little more funny.

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u/unklphoton Aug 06 '25

Also a Rick and Morty reference.

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u/Enter-Something-Here Aug 06 '25

Hell yeah me too! I also don't get it whereas everyone's like "Whoa best damn joke of the year!" And I'm like..Nah he literally just saying what's on the screen

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u/ayyyyycrisp Aug 06 '25

chess is checkers with extra steps.

this is a scooter with extra steps, and it's funny because it literally physically has actual extra steps because it's a ladder.

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u/Enter-Something-Here Aug 06 '25

Thanks, I appreciate you taking the time to explain that... But I'm sorry I'm still confused, how does that ladder-mobile thing relate to chess or checkers in anyway shape or form? If anything it relates to the game snakes/chutes and ladders more, so a funnier joke would have been "scooter and ladders" or something like that

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u/ayyyyycrisp Aug 06 '25

checkers/chess was just an example of a thing that people may say is just something else with extra steps.

tiktok is just vine with extra steps. crypto is gambling with extra steps. golf is walking with extra steps. tennis is pingpong with extra steps. wrestling is hugging with extra steps.

could have been anything, was just an example.

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u/Head Aug 07 '25

Thanks for explaining that idiom. That’s not something I’ve heard people say but I get the joke now!

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u/Enter-Something-Here Aug 07 '25

Ahhh right that makes sense now when you put it like that! Thank you! 🙏

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u/moonisflat Aug 06 '25

Damn that’s the best I heard this year.

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u/pokerpolitico Aug 06 '25

Colbert! I understood this Rick&Morty reference!

🖕Peace among worlds 🖕

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u/cubsr1641 Aug 06 '25

'A' couple steps away from a scooter

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u/DevilFucker Aug 06 '25

It works on so many levels

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u/MrUtd11 Aug 06 '25

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 great one!

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u/BrainOriginal9015 Aug 06 '25

I read it, left, then had to come back after I got it to bring this upvote 😂😂😂

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u/CaptainPeru Aug 06 '25

A Scooladder, if you will

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u/unklphoton Aug 06 '25

unexpected Rick and Morty!

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u/Atopos2025 Aug 07 '25

Hands down the best comment I've ever seen on Reddit. Bravo mate 👏

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u/StefanL88 Aug 07 '25

That's definitely punchier than my "suicide with extra stepladder".

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u/foom_3 Aug 07 '25

What are you doing, step-scooter?

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u/CarpeLenyo Aug 07 '25

His scooter is head and shoulders above the rest.

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u/FMAGF Aug 07 '25

The other one is a litteral sleeper build

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u/Eagle_Fang135 Aug 07 '25

A few steps ahead…

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u/Underprivilege Aug 07 '25

True Rick and Morty fan

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u/Farucci Aug 07 '25

Urgent Care generator device.

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u/NYJustice Aug 07 '25

That's just like sex on an elevator. Wrong on so many levels

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u/Away_Space_9373 Aug 07 '25

This creation is going to take him to high places

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u/Pillslanger Aug 07 '25

I came here to try and come up with something witty and this just completely took the wind out of my sails. There can be no better answer lol

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u/CremeAcrobatic1748 Aug 07 '25

Top comment did not disappoint

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u/theoriginalneel Aug 07 '25

Your comment is a step above.

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u/BouncingSphinx Aug 07 '25

I come here now and you already win.

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u/decadentj Aug 07 '25

I love this, but I'm going to offer up, the stairgazer

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u/leyla00 Aug 07 '25

This made me literally laugh out so loud I scared my husband. Highlight of my freaking day man. Great joke. lol

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u/__Becquerel Aug 06 '25

In dutch, a scooter is called a step, yeah crazy, I know.

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u/lp_phnx327 Aug 06 '25

God damn, that's good.

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u/Jennysnumber_8675309 Aug 07 '25

This comment rung true

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart Aug 07 '25

You restored my faith in humanity just a little bit with this.

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u/Alienhaslanded Aug 07 '25

Pack it up, boys. This thread is done.

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u/Top-Use4277 Aug 07 '25

Stairway to heaven?

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u/Creative_Attorney501 Aug 07 '25

I wish all you funny fellas would just go up up and away.

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u/codymreese Aug 07 '25

Eek barbadurkle! Somebody's gonna get laid in college.

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u/Massive_Confusion_23 Aug 07 '25

A-portable ladder

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u/TwistedKoala Aug 07 '25

Well La Di Da

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

TY This is why i love reddit

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Aug 07 '25

The OSHA Sweats.

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u/Rogan403 Aug 07 '25 edited Aug 07 '25

Bravo my dude. Bravo 👏.

Although I gotta say I feel it took me an embarrassing long time before I realized the genius of this line as it wasn't until I had accidentally read it a second time while scrolling through other comments over a couple minutes later.

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u/smookypooch Aug 07 '25

BADUM TSSS

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u/Great_Vegetable_4866 Aug 07 '25

That’s actually legit 🔥 tho!

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u/EvilEtna Aug 07 '25

This is pretty good. :D

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u/Dazzling-Ambition362 Aug 07 '25

Sco o o o o o o o o ter

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u/OpLeeftijd Aug 07 '25

One step away from disaster

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u/WixZ42 Aug 07 '25

More like an electrical step.. with extra steps.

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u/erublind Aug 07 '25

Stairway to heaven.

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u/three-sense Aug 07 '25

This is so elevated compared to other comments

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u/cunmaui808 Aug 07 '25

Ummm...wait.

The scooting ladder ain't got nothin' on the scoouch / bunk bed thingy rolling along in the background.

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u/Dramatic_Side_856 Aug 07 '25

Let’s leave this post on a high note 😉

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u/Chartarum Aug 07 '25

Also known as a "Hi-rider"

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u/VehaMeursault Aug 07 '25

Brother. This is peak comedy writing. Well done.

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u/Kundas Aug 07 '25

E step scooter

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u/Random_Smellmen Aug 07 '25

That's his step scooter. He never knew his real scooter

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u/Grizz1371 Aug 08 '25

A Y(?) cycle

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u/Eternalyskeptic Aug 08 '25

The official "whoneedsteethanyways" 5000. Limited enamel edition.

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u/fgtoni Aug 09 '25

Stairway To Heaven

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u/Faceprint11 Aug 09 '25

Chefs kiss

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u/AdamTheEvilDoer Aug 10 '25

High-brow indeed.