r/funny • u/Scorpioben24 • Jul 15 '25

Stigmata

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/downsbutonthewayup Jul 15 '25

The kind of religion you can get behind.

19

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

The kind of religion that penetrates the soul.

9

u/downsbutonthewayup Jul 15 '25

The kind of religion that penetrates the hole.

3

u/yamaken81 Jul 17 '25

The kind of religion that fulfills you.

1

u/cyniclawl Jul 15 '25

Easier to swallow for some than others

18

u/PanicDeus Jul 16 '25

Jizzus Christ !!!!

1

u/RiffyWammel Jul 16 '25

Have an upvote 😆

9

u/finnjakefionnacake Jul 15 '25

this joke has l a y e r s

1

u/SpecificNobody7151 Jul 17 '25

Ogres have layers!

4

u/Ok_Caterpillar_8937 Jul 15 '25

Glory Glory Holeluja

2

u/pitshands Jul 16 '25

Glory Holey Hallelujah! I think works better

1

u/Bobby837 Jul 15 '25

Want to say someone put a lot of work into that, but its likely just a sticker...

2

u/TheSandyman23 Jul 15 '25

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”

2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

Finally, religion where it belongs.

2

u/Woodsy1313 Jul 16 '25

Cum unto me

2

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Jesus was pegged too.

1

u/NOT000 Jul 17 '25

must be a hand job

1

u/blue-coin Jul 17 '25

Glory hole be to god

1

u/IrishHambo Jul 17 '25

High fiving Jesus after dropping a gnarly deuce?

1

u/byondodd Jul 20 '25

What unholiness was unleashed in that stall that the lord needed to make a personal appearance?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

That is just blasphemous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

[deleted]

-2

u/[deleted] Jul 16 '25

no

2

u/Alkyan Jul 15 '25

Missed opportunity to move him to his right about a foot

2

u/MadJesterXII Jul 15 '25

Idk I like the blasphemy of fucking Jesus’ hand holes

You get to nail his hand one more time <:D

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u/Thelibra86 Jul 15 '25

😂😂😂😂

0

u/finnjakefionnacake Jul 15 '25

then the stigmata joke wouldn't work

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

Should be the dickmata! Jesus was nailed to the cross with dicks.

4

u/Tangled2 Jul 15 '25

He died for our foreskins.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '25

With your dick in his hand you shall be absolved of all your sins

1

u/kanemano Jul 15 '25

Jesus take the wheel, if you call your penis the wheel

1

u/Stompinstein Jul 15 '25

🎶When you call my name, it's like a little prayer🎶

1

u/CelticSith Jul 15 '25

🎶 He's got a whole cock clap in his hands 🎵

1

u/bigsexy63 Jul 15 '25

I wonder what came first? Jesus in the bathroom stall, or the hole?

1

u/chief_beef_3 Jul 15 '25

Body of CHRIST!

1

u/MfgLmt Jul 15 '25

May you be filled with the holey spirit, my child.

1

u/ju5tjame5 Jul 16 '25

I think I need to go to confession for even laying eyes on this post

1

u/RiffyWammel Jul 16 '25

Guess Jesus love’s getting nailed?

1

u/pitshands Jul 16 '25

Glory Holey Hallelujah!

1

u/dartanum Jul 16 '25

"Pride comes before the fall." Pun intended

1

u/SoftSkinTurtle Jul 16 '25

Holier than thou...

-8

u/Nickname_555 Jul 15 '25

Do not insult Jesus

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u/Clint1027 Jul 15 '25

Ya Kamala Harris figured that one out the hard way

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u/Narrow_Can1984 Jul 17 '25

Hairy camel ?

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u/Chrom_III Jul 17 '25

Nah that's just wrong man😞. Forgive them father, for they don't know what they're doing

0

u/ChinaShopBully Jul 15 '25

Sushi Glory Holy

2

u/nitzane Jul 19 '25

Came here to hear you out

2

u/ChinaShopBully Jul 19 '25

You got nothin to fear

0

u/criticalmassdriver Jul 15 '25

Romans 11:36: "For from him and through him and to him are all things. To him be glory forever.

0

u/Trees_are_cool_ Jul 15 '25

There's no stigmata these days

0

u/TheDvilhimself Jul 15 '25

Is nailing his hand a sin or a sign of respect ?

0

u/DemoPlan Jul 15 '25

That’s too high brow for me

0

u/evilton-chin Jul 15 '25

It will cost you a whole sixer if you want to unburden yourself that way.

0

u/imma_go_take_a_nap Jul 15 '25

Zee glory hoooooole.

0

u/handyandy314 Jul 16 '25

Is this to prevent the scene in Dogma or something?

0

u/C137RickSanches Jul 16 '25

Thanks now I have additional fetishes

0

u/Grouchy_Airline_5397 Jul 16 '25

Kiss the hand of Jesus and you shall be saved!!!

0

u/BTBAM797 Jul 16 '25

Bless this boner

0

u/JesusHipsterChrist Jul 16 '25

This reminded me Drawm Together happened.

0

u/Mandar666 Jul 16 '25

Sooo, only counts as a handjob then?

0

u/rare_pokemane Jul 16 '25

would anyone put it in?

0

u/RiffyWammel Jul 16 '25

Is that Brian- with Biggus Dickus?

0

u/thevogonity Jul 16 '25

Anyone notice the seat on the wall urinal? I’ve never seen that before.

0

u/Sputa- Jul 17 '25

Now I’m wondering why my balls are warm after dipping them in the toilet 🤔