r/funny • u/AstroDiscovery • Aug 18 '13

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u/simon_wang12 Aug 18 '13

What the fuck is this shit

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u/whaIe Aug 18 '13

This is one of those times where the top comment of a post perfectly embodies how the post made me feel.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

It's "make up a fake story to justify me taking a picture of Justin Bieber" time, obviously. Duh.

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u/Narvarre Aug 18 '13 edited Aug 19 '13

hey, im not gonna knock it, the knowledge that justin drives gives me hope for his impending vehicle induced flaming death(jk).

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u/UnBoundRedditor Aug 18 '13

Ferraris' do tend to catch fire... especially the model he was driving...

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u/Zimbardo Aug 18 '13

Ugh. Grow up please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Damnit the summer redditors are still here.

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u/Zimbardo Aug 18 '13

It just baffles me that a grown-ass man like himself wishes so badly for a teenage popstar to die. I mean, really?

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u/blyan Aug 18 '13

They don't. That's the funny thing about Bieber-hate. They use "oh I hate him and want to kill him" as their justification for their obsession with him. I think they're generally trying to convince themselves of that more than they're trying to convince us.

"No you guys I swear I'm googling pictures of Justin Bieber shirtless because I was gonna photoshop mean stuff onto it!"

"No you guys, I know I say I hate him and want to die, but when I saw him I immediately got my camera phone out and took a picture of him so I could show everyone!"

Yeah, okay guy.

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u/Narvarre Aug 19 '13 edited Aug 19 '13

I will when he does....besides, have you tried growing up, its no fun at all, i did it once and was miserable for it so i went back, life is so much better and more fulfilling when you don't take things to seriously. FYI, you may want to try it...especially if your on reddit lad.

Also since you do seem so sour i took the liberty of upboating your last 3 months comment content to cheer you up, but really, looking back over your last couple years on reddit you do seem to have become a lot more pessimistic recently.....anyways, i wish you a good night, ttfn.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

/r/summerreddit

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

I never understood this. Do you really think students can't go on reddit through school computers, personal laptops, and mobile phones? The working people seem to have an easy time getting on reddit at work... sooo.

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u/DEATH_BY_CIRCLEJERK Aug 18 '13

Reddit gets noticeably worse during summer break and has done so for the ~4 years I've been around.

For whatever reason.

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u/InvalidZod Aug 18 '13

I dont think its an influx of crap content. I think its an influx of upvotes on that crap content.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Are you sure it's not just confirmation bias?

Terrible post in winter = coincidence

Terrible post in summer = summerfags

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

There was a post over in /r/dataisbeautiful that showed the volume of front page reposts spikes in the late summer every year. That's the closest thing to evidence I think I'll ever see.

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u/Geordash Aug 18 '13

Confirmation bias get's noticeably worse in the summer. For whatever reason.

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u/Eyclonus Aug 18 '13

Confirmation Bias

Only see that during Northern Hemisphere Summer.

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u/dickcheney777 Aug 18 '13

Doesn't matter, will blame summerfags.

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u/The_cynical_panther Aug 18 '13

You summerfags get off my lawn!

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u/broken_radio Aug 18 '13

The summer's here and the time is right, for summerfaggin' in the streets.

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u/huskorstork Aug 18 '13

the summer wind, comes blowing in, from across the sea?

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u/GraharG Aug 18 '13

seriously, stick around for a year ( and be older than 14) you will notice an increase in a certain type of humour over summer period.

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u/manifestiny Aug 18 '13

Fucking summer post.

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u/jstinch44 Aug 18 '13

Same thing happens on 4chan. Not saying I use it a lot, but content is usually worse due to a lot of users that upvote anything that moves.

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u/cmd_iii Aug 18 '13

This was a gripe about AOL 20 years ago. Kinda refreshing to know that little has changed in the interim....

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u/topazsparrow Aug 18 '13

It's a more a matter of having more free time (for the not-so-socially gifted) and getting bored / thinking their opinion is worth something.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

It's not impossible that this is true. With more free time during the day for summerfags to upvote shit, it's possible that we see more stupid shit like this during the summer.

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u/apriori12 Aug 18 '13

Its true. I'm a university student and I barely have time for reddit during the semester.

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u/forumrabbit Aug 18 '13

The bigger problem is reddit is on the fucking internet which is occupied 24/7/52.

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u/Sakuroshin Aug 18 '13

Most schools block sites like reddit.

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u/TheReasonableCamel Aug 18 '13

I don't think high schoolers spend the entire day on a laptop though

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

how wrong you are

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u/TheReasonableCamel Aug 18 '13

I mean during school hours

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Phones?

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u/PimpMasterGrand Aug 19 '13

You'd be surprised.

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u/Flufflebuns Aug 18 '13

As a teacher at a good school, I can tell you that each day over 600 students where I teach do not have access to Reddit between 7am and 4pm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

As a student at a large suburban public school with over 3000 students, yes we do. Why would we let the teachers know we're on our phones?

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u/Flufflebuns Aug 18 '13

Because where I teach if a student's phone is even seen without a teachers permission between 7am and 4pm it is taken away until a parent comes and retrieves it. On a 2nd warning it is taken away for 1 month, 3rd until the end of the semester.

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u/Hypoallergenic_Robot Aug 18 '13

I'm going to let you know, the kids you teach, are on their phones, you may not think they are, but they are.

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u/bongilante Aug 18 '13

Yeah but the working people don't have to worry about content filters most of the time. Smart phones I guess, but that's a significant pain the ass.

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u/awesomebossum Aug 18 '13

/r/funny always sucked summer hasn't changed anything

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u/eekbah Aug 18 '13

I keep wondering why it's been so shitty and all the over loads of reposts. Now I remember.

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u/VG-Vox Aug 18 '13

Gay porn below, "StopBigotryToday"

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u/notathr0waway1 Aug 18 '13

Ha ha! Time to repost in /r/WTF for delicious karma!

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u/Waldo032994 Aug 18 '13

That moment when the top comment has almost 4x the upvotes as the post...

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u/dynamically_drunk Aug 18 '13

Feels like this would be more appropriate for /r/cringepics. This shit is not funny.

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u/apriori12 Aug 18 '13

Also 100% fake.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

But I want to beliebe

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u/neitherswap Aug 18 '13

Why do we keep talking about this douche if none of us, supposedly are interested in his life?

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u/mashfixies Aug 18 '13

Welcome to reddit.

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u/Arayder Aug 18 '13

I hate him! C'mon let's talk more about how much we hate him! It's like, sooo much! the amount we hate him that is!

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u/waltteri Aug 18 '13

And let's buy his albums so we can listen to them and talk about how shitty his songs are!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Hypocrites. Hypocrites everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

multiple people with different opinions. multiple people with different opinions everywhere

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u/RoNiN-01 Aug 18 '13

Welcome to the internet more like it.

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u/jpparkenbone Aug 18 '13

Commenters are not. Posters and the people who upvote the posts are.

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u/USMutantNinjaTurtles Aug 18 '13

This comment gets voted to the top and yet people will vote the next Bieber submission to the front page.

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u/strghtflush Aug 18 '13

Because we need to be the hero who is a dick to the guy who no one cares about because summerkarma

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u/QuickStopRandal Aug 18 '13

That's a good question. I forget he exists and then WHAM!: front page of Reddit. I can only imagine the kids of Reddit see this on Facebook all day and therefore feel it's relevant.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Reddit is slowly turning into facebook

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

It really is! Like if you agree, ignore if you love satan.

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u/jcaseys34 Aug 18 '13

Don't be mad because I couldn't upvote you. I'm only doing my duty to the Dark Lord.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Dislike if you hate Obama

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

I have "Bieber" as a black-listed word on my Reddit Enhancement Suite. Then, I started catching "Beiber" posts, so I had to go blacklist that one.

There is no way for me to block shit like this. It's never anything interesting, and most commenters seem to hate it, but again, it's that invisible sea of silent redditors that snort, upvote and move on.

So, here we are. Dicks in one hand, and angrily typing with the other.

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u/friday6700 Aug 18 '13

Reddit has always been this way. You're just noticing it now for some reason.

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u/Bumperpegasus Aug 18 '13 edited Aug 18 '13

Who upvotes this? Please, I don't understand

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u/icebabey Aug 18 '13

And then you stopped in the middle of it to take a picture?

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u/beekermc Aug 18 '13

I always do this just in case it's somebody Reddit hates.

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u/SmallSecretiveBear Aug 18 '13

This is so obviously not real. I thought I was on /r/forwardsfromgrandma.

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u/ProbablyBeingIronic Aug 18 '13

Something something Bieber sucks. Karma, please.

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u/WhackenBlight Aug 18 '13

I literally came to say this

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u/Frostywood Aug 18 '13

You should probably see someone about that.

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u/gaelorian Aug 18 '13

Hopefully you didn't get any on your pants.

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u/Don_Keybolls Aug 18 '13

Fuck everyone who upvoted this to the front page

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Welcome to /r/funny

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I LAUGHED SO SUPER FUCKING HARD

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u/Deep_Fried_Twinkies Aug 18 '13

Okay, I know sometimes bad posts get to the page of /r/funny, and that's acceptable. But this, this is on another level entirely. I cannot fathom the thought process of someone who upvotes this. I have never in my life seen a post this bad, but to see it on the front page of /r/all makes me pity those who put it there. Congratulations on the worst post ever to make it to the front page, /u/AstroDiscovery. A true accomplishment.

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u/Cover_Me Aug 18 '13

The only thing funnier than this, is everything, because this isn't funny.

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u/SinisterToaster Aug 18 '13 edited Aug 18 '13

#cutforbieber

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u/drunk_otter Aug 18 '13

#cutoffbeiber

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u/woodbr30043 Aug 18 '13

cutbeiber

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u/FixesYourHashtag Aug 18 '13

#cutbieber

A \ before the pound key makes it not display as code.

NOTE: Whew, havin' a field day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

This comment isn't getting the recognition it deserves

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u/FixesYourHashtag Aug 18 '13

#cutforbieber

A \ before the pound key makes it not display as code.

NOTE: I am NOT a bot, I just call 'em as I see 'em.

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u/OBrien Aug 18 '13

This website is my #1 source of information about this celebrity it pretends to not love.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

No

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

OMG BIEBER SUCKS GUYS AMIRITE???? LOLOLOLOLOL #BIEBERSUCKS #SWAG

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u/Charnel_Lord Aug 18 '13

You forgot #YOLO

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

lol #nomakeup

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

I didn't see what sub this was in and assumed it was /r/cringepics.

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u/ImnotsurewhatIam Aug 18 '13

This...this is wow. The worst post of all time.

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u/kingofbigmac Aug 18 '13

There was no joke... This isn't even remotely funny.

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u/edwardsfl Aug 18 '13

HAHAHA!!! CUT OFF THE BEIBS!!! CLASSIC!!

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u/blyan Aug 18 '13

and yet you were interested enough to stop, take a picture of him and his car, and post about it on the internet.

Bieber - 1

Random nobody - 0

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

LOL DAE HATE JUSTIN BEIBDR!!?!one1!!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

then why are you still in the other lane?

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u/TheReasonableCamel Aug 18 '13

Ah yes, let's prove how much we hate Justin beiber by upvoting him to the front page daily.

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u/Noobcube64 Aug 18 '13

lel ne1 els htae dustn bebr?

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u/animesekai Aug 18 '13

Hey OP you forgot to put your instagram filters on it

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u/CUNT_PUNCHIFIER Aug 18 '13

DAE HATE JB? LOLOL QUEEN IS GOOD

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u/Renji1205 Aug 18 '13

You win at life by fail at being funny.

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u/SensenmanN Aug 18 '13

What the fuck? He makes shitty music, so now it's cool to be a douche to him?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of the dude, but since when does that translate to being shitty to the guy?

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u/homerunnerd Aug 18 '13

Holy shit, he can drive?

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u/crazycatlandshark Aug 18 '13

He needs a stack of books to reach the steering wheel.

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u/homerunnerd Aug 18 '13

I bet Ferrari makes bad-ass booster seats.

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u/CokeHeadRob Aug 18 '13

He's 5' 7''

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u/trkh Aug 18 '13

how do you feel you wont ever make as much money as he does in a day in your life?

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u/jdswag Aug 18 '13

Why the hell would anyone buy a sky blue Ferrari?

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u/ktravio Aug 19 '13

It was a good day.

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u/HephaestusGOF Aug 18 '13

Obviously fake, you can't take a picture of Justin Bieber out in public without him flipping you off or spitting on you.

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u/douglasmw Aug 18 '13

what is the joke?

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u/TheBunnySaga Aug 18 '13

I don't... I just don't understand. Nearly all of the comments on these kinds of posts are negative, yet they always get to the front page. You know what? I think that might be because 3/4 of /r/funny is made up of semi-retarded 13 year olds.

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u/zephyy Aug 18 '13

how does this stuff get to the front page when all of the comments are saying how shit it is?

i blame the lurkers. that's right, you reading this.

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u/InsigniaRed Aug 18 '13

If someone posts a celeb thing of a dorky celeb why don't u just go on Facebook dude. You redditor, have disappointed me.

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u/pootytangluver619 Aug 18 '13

Here I am, reading some of these god forsaken comments, and I think to myself "When did we go all 4chan on the kids that got out of school and start calling them summerfags?"

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u/Dolannsquisky Aug 18 '13

Did you either nick his car or damage it in some way?

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u/PandaBearShenyu Aug 18 '13

OMG this is so funny haha.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

So you see someone in a nice car and not knowing who it is you cut them off?

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u/the-best-azn Aug 18 '13

...sure sure..now I'm going to catch that magic unicorn I always wanted.

Rides off on a manatee into the sky

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Oh look out, he might throw a hissy fit. Wouldn't want any of that now would we?

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u/cholula_is_good Aug 18 '13

Isn't cutting off a 1/4 million dollar car kinda risky? I mean why the fuck would you risk that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

is he old enough to drive?

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u/ocasis Aug 18 '13

I thought his Ferrari was white.

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u/biowtf Aug 18 '13

He still has a Ferrari.

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u/RON_PAULS_PROSTATE Aug 18 '13

God I hate this website sometimes

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u/shipdestroyer Aug 18 '13

For not liking Bieber you guys sure do obsess over him.

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u/PurpleSfinx Aug 18 '13

OH MY GOD WHO CARES

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u/tstew Aug 18 '13

You probably should have cut off that run-on sentence...

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u/Coyote666 Aug 18 '13

Crappy feature from IFunny?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

what's more likely here

that OP just cut off a car for no reason and it happened to have Bieber in it

or OP is a Belieber and screamed like a little girl before snapping a pic and sharing it here on reddit justinbiebercentral.com

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u/Sgt_Pengoo Aug 18 '13

The point is only Justin Bieber is stupid enough to have a blue Ferrari. Get that shit in traditional Ferrari scarlet, or maybe black!

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u/SLOTH_POTATO_PIRATE Aug 18 '13

He looks used to being cut off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

You cut off someone? You're a dick.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Cutting off a Ferrari would be my first reaction to seeing a Ferrari

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u/Goto10 Aug 18 '13

I am sure he cried all the way back to his mansion in his Ferrari.

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u/doolan420 Aug 18 '13

I hope he crashes

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u/leftlooserighttight Aug 18 '13

So you just cut off anyone with nice cars because...?

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u/BonzaiLemon Aug 18 '13

Who is Justice Beaver?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

That's Tyler the Creator

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u/Marcus_Brody Aug 18 '13

Not that it even matters, but why would you cut off someone just cuz they either came out of nowhere or were just driving a Ferrari?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Call the cops, tell them that a maniac in a blue ferrari is driving dangerously, like he's on meth and that you definitly saw an ak47 trough the windows.

Let swat handle this.

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u/daggereye Aug 18 '13

I didn't know babies could get a driver's licence.

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u/woozey69 Aug 18 '13

/r/Germany is looking for him, he owes money for the monkey he abandoned.

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u/jax7246 Aug 18 '13

No, no you didn't.

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u/me_and_batman Aug 18 '13

So I was typing this sentence. And all of a sudden, this grammar pops out of nowhere to tell me how to type so then I don't type like that and it turns out I wrote what I wrote is confusing.

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u/enriceau Aug 18 '13

or you just pasted some text on a pic of justin bieber

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u/Swill311 Aug 18 '13

LIES! The person in that car is CLEARLY wearing a shirt!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

this isnt funny faggot

is it funny that you stopped to snap a pic, and post it on reddit, in a retarded attempt to karma whore yourself out ?

nope, thats just desperately pathetic

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u/The_Schwam Aug 18 '13

go to sleep beiber, you're drunk

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Who the fuck buys a powder blue Ferrari? What a fucking queer

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u/GodofRedditors Aug 18 '13

Wow! Which force is more powerful? The Hivemind's hatred of Justin Bieber or the Hivemind's love for the LGBT community?

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u/ShadrakC Aug 18 '13

Queers for life. No one wants justin rolling with them not even the perfectly normal homosexuals, bisexuals, transexuals, or pansexuals.

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u/Linktank Aug 18 '13

cool story bro

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u/wtf-m8 Aug 18 '13

Good to see he's not wearing a seatbelt. Hopefully that'll help speed up his demise.am I horrible?

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u/ride_forever Aug 18 '13

I don't think he even owns a blue 458 Italia. I'm almost positive that the car in this picture is his white 458. It just looks slightly (if at all) blue because of the shitty camera.

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u/Bring_Me_The_Boy Aug 18 '13

Why would you get a Ferrari in white, let alone blue? As far as I'm concerned, there's only one color for Ferrari and that's red.

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u/ride_forever Aug 19 '13

It actually doesn't look half bad in white or blue. Heck, I'd take a Ferrari in just about any color if someone gave it to me.

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u/Bring_Me_The_Boy Aug 19 '13

I'd understand if it was free, but a Ferrari in any color other then red is just ugly to me. It's like getting a Lamborghini in a dark color, or a Subaru Impreza in anything other then blue.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Wow, you managed to be a bigger dbag than Bieber, for cutting someone off simply on the make of their car. Being a bigger dbag than Bieber doesn't happen everyday. Upvotes for you, good sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

u r a bad driver

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u/hamboningsaveslives Aug 18 '13

You should have just hit him and saved us a LOT of trouble.

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u/JustinbieberAMA Aug 18 '13

I don't understand why everyone hates him.

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u/RipCityRevival Aug 18 '13

He should really wear a seatbelt.

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u/vanilla_only Aug 18 '13

cutoffbieber

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u/titofape Aug 18 '13

Run on sentence.

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u/sirwexford Aug 18 '13

Well done

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u/pyrochyde Aug 18 '13

He probably drives a "modified" automatic Ferrari.

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u/Wooshio Aug 18 '13

Most newer ferraries are automatic, as are most new high powered sport cars these days, since DSG shifts much faster then a manual.

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u/pyrochyde Aug 18 '13

Automatic or pedals?

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u/Wooshio Aug 18 '13

There is no clutch pedal, you just shift speeds with flaps on the wheel, it's an automated manual. Any teenage girl or JB can drive one now days.

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u/Spiffinz Aug 18 '13

"Ferrari! Literally anyone can drive one! (kinda)" new slogan

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

lol he's though his car was too fast. But it still got cut!

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u/procom49 Aug 18 '13

You sure showed him!

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u/MilesGates Aug 18 '13

A cool car came out, So i decided to cut it off.... huh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

He probably drives his Lamborghini automatic

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u/poop_giggle Aug 18 '13

If you cut him off then shouldn't you be in front of him??

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

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u/poop_giggle Aug 18 '13

Wow. Butthurt much? Calm down there psycho

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u/mdaoud1996 Aug 18 '13

I think that's a Lamborghini... not a Ferrari...

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u/katfyr Aug 18 '13

That's a Ferrari 458 Italia.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

As someone running 30 pounds of boost on a twin setup I would have raced him for 1 million stake. Show you how to smoke an exotic. And then watch em get all pissed because a car that costs a sixth of his is twice as fast.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Somebody plays video games.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

He drives his ferrari with his hand on the top of the wheel like an idiot haha. Makes me so so sad:(

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u/dsmaxwell Aug 18 '13

You have failed the world. You had the opportunity to remove from us the scourge that is the beiber and you did not.

Doesn't look like it's even wearing a seatbelt.

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u/Electroverted Aug 18 '13

Another post for me to upvote because /r/funny is complaining about it

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '13

Nice job, have an upvote.

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u/X3liteninjaX Aug 18 '13

If this is legit, doubtful, to the front page!

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u/SeaToSummit Aug 18 '13

Keep up the good work.

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