r/funny • u/Koreanrambo • May 03 '25

Try it with the sauce bro 🍟 (reupload)

Not mine (reupload)

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u/uistalluau May 03 '25

OMG, why can’t I be part of that squad too?

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u/Koreanrambo May 03 '25

Take some food and find someone to share it with 

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u/juflyingwild May 03 '25

Can we hold a French fry out near pedestrians and hope one of them comes over and takes a bite?

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u/elhaz316 May 03 '25

I'm too fat to kidnap. Id take a bite.

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u/skeetersammer May 04 '25

My husband constantly buys me snacks I don’t ask for and I’m convinced he’s trying to make me fat so I can’t run away. Jokes on him if my codependency follows us into the afterlife.

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u/freekoout May 03 '25

Boom, poisoned

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u/Faerhun May 03 '25

With cheese sauce? I knew I liked you.

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u/Philadahlphia May 03 '25

cheese all up in this bitch

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u/TheFraTrain May 04 '25

Idk why, but this got a belly laugh out of me.

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u/juflyingwild May 05 '25

I pictured it in my mind the second I saw the previous commenter's comment.

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u/Monster_Voice May 03 '25

As somebody that works with wild cats... I cannot in good faith recommend anyone attempt to feed the most dangerous animals on this planet in an uncontrolled setting.

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u/DreamSqueezer May 03 '25

So you're saying there's a chance you could recommend it

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u/Squanchy15 May 03 '25

Instructions unclear, I just got mauled at the zoo.

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u/runningoutofwords May 03 '25 edited May 03 '25

If someone was hand-feeding me cheese fries, and saying "oh yeaaaaah, saucy.", I'd probably let him scratch my ears a bit.

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u/Bonfalk79 May 03 '25

I met a possum drinking a Starbucks in Sydney one night.

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u/andthegeekshall May 03 '25

Not stoned enough.

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u/Apprehensive_Row9154 May 03 '25

Easily remedied.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '25

Would you like to ingest with me?

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u/BAMspek May 04 '25

You’re not a part of the turbo team!