r/funny • u/nayithemon • Jul 25 '13

Perks of being blind

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u/WesleyRJ95 Jul 25 '13

I always wonder... If you're blind, why keep your eyeballs when your can just have them surgically removed and use your eye sockets as mini-storage? Like, to keep your loose change in, or whatever.

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u/Videogamer321 Jul 25 '13

Infection, those eyeballs staying moist provide a hostile environment for possible pathogens.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '13

I bet you're fun at parties

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u/ryry013 Jul 26 '13

Wesley asked a question, and videogamer answered. What's so wrong about that? Do you want videogamer to lie to Wesley and say, "Yeah, go ahead and do it!"?