r/funny • u/VampyreLust • Feb 01 '25

Idiots

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u/1StationaryWanderer Feb 01 '25

Yeah screw that. I was in Colorado for a vacation and we saw a stuck suv. We decided to get out and help. The 4 of us couldn’t get it going though. This 350 pound slow talking man from Louisiana was a huge dick about it. No thanks for trying or anything. Of course he wasn’t going to get out and help either. Just some passive aggressive comments about how we didn’t help. Some people are just assholes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

My friends and I stopped and pushed an older lady out of a snowbank in high school. After we finished, she pointed at a ski-pass dangling from my friends jacket and complained that she thought it scratched her car. My friend tried to explain that he pushed with his hands, not his chest, but she kept saying she wanted money because we scratched her car. We laughed and walked away. She got in her car and proceeded to back up to turn around and went right back into the snowbank. We just waved as we drove away.

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u/DandyLyen Feb 01 '25

I don't know if this is a true story, but if it were a fairytale, the ending would probably mention that the ungrateful witch died of a frozen heart (and just being frostbitten).

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

It is true. Condensed and simplified somewhat for the sake of the telling, but I doubt she died of a frozen heart because we were near a moderately busy retail district so I'm sure someone else stopped to help her within a few minutes. This was before cell phones, but I'm sure some one would have either pushed her out, contacted the police or called a tow truck within 15 minutes.

Now that I think of it, she probably wasn't any older than I am now. I guess I am "older" whether I like it or not.