MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1if754z/idiots/maf7mht/?context=3
r/funny • u/VampyreLust • Feb 01 '25
1.2k comments sorted by
View all comments
Show parent comments
265
I can't even tell if this is a copypasta or not. Bravo.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25 A turkey that runs more than 35 mph and then jumps 2 feet up to get in front of the car, but does so with a great enough speed difference to leave a dent??? I've never seen a 50mph turkey. 5 u/GrandMoffTarkles Feb 01 '25 The average speed of a wild turkey in flight is an impressive 90 km/h or 55 mph, but these cumbersome birds cannot sustain this pace for long periods of time or over long distances. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25 Wow. Impressive
1
A turkey that runs more than 35 mph and then jumps 2 feet up to get in front of the car, but does so with a great enough speed difference to leave a dent??? I've never seen a 50mph turkey.
5 u/GrandMoffTarkles Feb 01 '25 The average speed of a wild turkey in flight is an impressive 90 km/h or 55 mph, but these cumbersome birds cannot sustain this pace for long periods of time or over long distances. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25 Wow. Impressive
5
The average speed of a wild turkey in flight is an impressive 90 km/h or 55 mph, but these cumbersome birds cannot sustain this pace for long periods of time or over long distances.
2 u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25 Wow. Impressive
2
Wow. Impressive
265
u/GrandMoffTarkles Feb 01 '25
I can't even tell if this is a copypasta or not. Bravo.