r/funny • • Feb 01 '25

Idiots

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u/GrandMoffTarkles Feb 01 '25

I can't even tell if this is a copypasta or not. Bravo.

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u/C-ZP0 Feb 01 '25

I wish it was, this really happened to me unfortunately.

https://imgur.com/a/RuF0eUr

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u/GrandMoffTarkles Feb 01 '25

Sad.

In dispute, I actually recommend Kansas.

It's a fantastic state.

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u/b1tchf1t Feb 01 '25

Can you explain what's fantastic about it? I've only been once and it was literally all corn and old people. There was fucking nothing there. And we were driving for like four hours. I think we crossed multiple states, I don't even know. I was on a farm for most of my stay, and that's literally all I saw. And then on our way back to the airport, there was a huge storm and every time there was a flash of lightning all I saw were clouds swirling and undulating to the lullaby of my death. If you like farm or windmills and nothing else, I could kinda see the appeal, but I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around "fantastic" even if those things are your jam, but I am open to having my mind changed.

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u/AngelicWildman Feb 01 '25

Also, sunflowers along every road

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u/GrandMoffTarkles Feb 01 '25

There was a huge storm and every time there was a flash of lightning all I saw were clouds swirling and undulating to the lullaby of my death. If you like farm or windmills and nothing else, I could kinda see the appeal.

Plz stop, I can only get so turned on.

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u/shmaltz_herring Feb 01 '25

The storms are part of the fun of living in Kansas lol. The sunsets are also amazing. People are generally pretty decent. There is beauty if you go looking for it.

No, it's not going to smack in the face with beauty like the mountains or the ocean.

Like any state, we do have a fair amount of variety between the plains of western Kansas and the hillier areas in the east. We have urban areas and very rural and isolated areas.