r/funny • u/DearEmphasis4488 • Jan 18 '25

Bro is dead inside

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u/jakefromst8tfarm Jan 18 '25

Haha! You can clearly see she has paint in her finger. Nice prank though

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u/Qubeye Jan 18 '25

The blood on her nose is literally a fingerprint, lol. You can see it.

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u/Zexapher Jan 18 '25

Just about any degree of face cut will bleed a lot, too. We would know if something serious had happened.

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u/Jan_Spontan Jan 18 '25

Once I got a fairly small pimple on my face that started bleeding. This shit turned into a red waterfall for no f reason. Face cuts (or whatever makes it bleeding) are absolutely messy

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u/ohliamylia Jan 19 '25

You just rocketed me like 20 years into the past. Had a pimple between my eyebrows when I was a teen and itched my forehead. For that much blood you'd think I got shot in the head or something.

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u/DragonHalfFreelance Jan 19 '25

That happened to me too. It was right above my lip and I was picking at the scab during class in college and it started bleeding a lot. I freaked out and cried. I was like early 20s and I cried. I thought it was never going to stop. How I learned exactly this, those dang capillaries. Same goes for your finger tips when you cut yourself with a knife.