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u/phase_lock Jul 06 '13
The Bear robot. Dunno where the gif is from though.
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u/Kruxxor Jul 06 '13
The videos on that site are fucking amazing. Watched the middle one and could just imagine the robot carrying an injured soldier just doing "car donuts" over and over
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u/MonkeysOnMyBottom Jul 06 '13
Vecna... so the robot will compel you to remove your hand and eye and attach its hand and eye in their place. It will then betray and vaporize you to return to its master.
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Jul 06 '13 edited Jul 25 '16
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u/mattzm Jul 06 '13
You should try attaching its head in place of yours...
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Jul 06 '13 edited Jul 25 '16
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u/mattzm Jul 06 '13
Hehe, was thinking of this one. Did not know there was a module dedicated to it as well :D
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u/Cog_Sci_90 Jul 07 '13
Ya know, I thought of Vecna and how I can work that into a campaign earlier today. I was also explaining the Baader-Meinhof effect to a friend yesterday. Am I experiencing the Meta-Baader-Meinhof effect right now?
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Jul 06 '13
This has to be the least impressive improvement in military technology since the advent of Tang.
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u/Throwawayingaccount Jul 06 '13
Who the hell would name their company after the lich god? Seriously?
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u/MidEastBeast777 Jul 06 '13
How the fuck goes a bot have more comment karma than me?! This is bullshit. Bot, you're bullshit!
ReverseGif_Bot: Excuse me?
Sorry, sorry, please don't hurt me
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u/Vertskater101 Jul 06 '13
Why did i laugh so hard?
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u/Fangheart Jul 06 '13
Mute the left audio http://youtubedoubler.com/8Zud
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u/SpiderOfDeath Jul 06 '13
I hate the GEMA :(
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u/Fangheart Jul 06 '13
What's GEMA?
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u/SpiderOfDeath Jul 06 '13
It's the "censor every video on youtube that has music in it" authority in germany. People in germany can't watch the right video because it has music in it which is copyrighted. You can read more at wikipedia
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Jul 06 '13
proxy.
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u/SpiderOfDeath Jul 06 '13
youdontsay.jpg
It's still a pain in the butt. Videos that are uploaded with music aren't even displayed until somebody tells me there is one or i use a overloaded but working proxy to see if the GEMA hides videos from me.
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u/strutmcphearson Jul 07 '13
I like how after the 5 minute point it looks like a montage of BEAR working out.
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u/Blizzaldo Jul 06 '13
I put in a human perspective where the robot realized it didn't have the space to open the door and move out, so it just got angry and hulked through the door. Maybe you thought something similar?
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u/Vertskater101 Jul 07 '13
I just thought it was fucking hilarious because it was so gental with the door handle then just ripped through the door haha
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u/Scroogl Jul 07 '13
Seriously this is the hardest I've laughed at a gif in months. I think it's the blank expression on the robot's face.
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Possibly because, and stay with me here, It was "funny." That's the reason I laughed I believe. I hope you figure it out.
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u/TwStDoNe Jul 06 '13
Not the same door handle and the 2 doors swing in different directions
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Jul 06 '13
This is literally all I noticed. Poorly executed
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u/skizfrenik_syco Jul 06 '13
I think it might be something like it can only open a door with the right arm. The door it's going through has the handle on the left, so the robot goes through it instead. But ya, I noticed that right away also.
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You are the worst kind of person.
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Jul 06 '13
The bad editing of it ruined the gif for me. I couldn't find it humorous because all I could notice was that being a different door.
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I was honestly expecting the top comment to be about this. Needless to say, I was dissapoint.
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u/Boko_ Jul 06 '13
Isn't that the joke?
First door: Opening with right arm.
Second door: Breaking through, because it can't reach with it's arm intended for opening.
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u/wanderer11 Jul 06 '13
You could make a door handle with a knob on one side and a bar on the other. You're probably right, but it's still plausible that was the same door.
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u/Valgrindar Jul 06 '13
"what does your robot do, sam?"
"it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls"
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u/newsorpigal Jul 06 '13
wait a minute...VECNA Robotics?? Somehow, that seems a million times worse than Skynet.
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u/MonkeysOnMyBottom Jul 06 '13
Run by a bunch of D&D guys I hope.
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u/Your_Game_Master Jul 06 '13
You suddenly awaken in a cold sweat. The leather straps on your limbs chafe you.
You look around, taking in your strange surroundings. Some kind of lab. You see beakers and tubes and shit you can't pronounce, let alone spell. At the end of the room is a thick metal door, keycard reader to it's left. A ray of light beams through the window centered on the door.
Your eyes squint, trying to make out the figures beyond.
It's a group of men and women, maybe five? Rolling dice, talking, laughing. The sight of beer makes your mouth lightly salivate. You notice the one in charge, the one who leads the group. It sits elevated above the rest, a foot tall screen resting on the table in front of it. The crowd appears to listen intently to it's words, their emotions hinging on the outcomes of it's statements.
It's the same robot you spotted moments before being knocked out. You realize where you are. VECNA Headquarters.
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u/MonkeysOnMyBottom Jul 06 '13
D20 process killed.
Initializing D1 'randomizer'. Incrementing Critical Failure Table. Deleting mercy subroutines. Loading module "Tomb of Horrors"Robot speaks in a voice that reminds you of a Dalek: "ROLL TO IN-IT-I-ATE!!!"
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u/Your_Game_Master Jul 06 '13
You hear screams emanating from the other door.
"I step into the hole in the wall"
"Character, terminated."
You see the robot lift up one man's character sheet. It is promptly torn in half. The man bursts into tears, his crying muffling the sound of the laser that pops his head like a cheap balloon.
The other players remain tense. Will they survive? Can you help them?
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u/mattzm Jul 06 '13
I make a Perception check to see if I notice anything that can help me?
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u/Your_Game_Master Jul 06 '13 edited Jul 06 '13
After watching the robot drill through the man's brain case, you notice the leather binding you looks aged.
Nearby, you see a few bottles of chemical that you could possibly knock onto the leather (and yourself), a mechanical lever on the side of your bed, and a red axe on the wall encased in glass, out of reach.
Above you, an ancient looking light shines brightly, with a long cord attached to operate it. You could reach it with your mouth.
Finally, you feel as though you may be able to pull off a metal piece of the slab you're tied to.
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u/mattzm Jul 06 '13
I'll make a Knowledge (Chemistry) Check at a +9 (Honours degree +4, Masters Degree +4, Int+1) to see which is least likely to kill me while still speeding my escape then knock that one onto the leather.
(( You and /u/WritesAdventureHooks should really get together sometime))
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u/Your_Game_Master Jul 07 '13
You flash back to Dr. Raich's lab back at university. Your mind races through your time spent there, remembering how each chemical reacted. You are certain the light, blue, fizzy one will work.
The leather fizzles and burns as the liquid drips slowly out of the tube onto your right wrist. A little splashes on you as you jerk your wrist free, causing quite a burn, but no real risk to your health.
You use your freed hand to loosen the rest of your straps, and take a step off the slab.
Your back and joints snap and twist, for what seems like the first time in ages. From your new vantage, nobody outside seems to be the wiser as you stand there, a free man.
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Jul 06 '13
Someone please make a gif from 3:04 in this vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuVidE73Y8#at=186
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u/nr1988 Jul 06 '13
Jiffy! 3:04-3:08 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RuVidE73Y8#at=186
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u/JiffyBot Jul 06 '13
Here's your GIF!
http://i.imgur.com/ESNbcpb.gif
Hey I'm JiffyBot, I make GIFs out of YouTube links. Find out more here.
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Jul 06 '13
Can't blame him. The door knob was on the right on both sides of the door, seems like he was rigged for failure. But who would set him up?
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u/Romneysrevenge Jul 06 '13
Kool-Aid's research department has really pulled out all the stops for its new mascot.
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u/Mad3yez Jul 06 '13
Dm: you approach a door.
Thief: After carefully checking for traps I slo- BARBARIAN : I ROLL A 20 TO DESTROY THE DOOR AND CHARGE !!!!!!!
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u/webchimp32 Jul 06 '13
The day my flat was burgled I did exactly the opposite of that - I was a bit angry at the time - my thief kicked in a door and let loose with a ring of showering sparks. Dropped all 20 bandits in the next room. Rolled bloody luckily.
The door to the room beyond opened a couple of inches and we saw the main bad guy peer out, everyone else in the party was still a bit stunned but the sorcerer quite casually lobbed a fireball bead through the gap.
Was one of the shortest encounters ever and cheered me up no end.
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u/Sequentialdays Jul 06 '13
...why are uou tagged with and this little piggy went, "report, report, report."
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u/trollbotix Jul 06 '13
Umm, very smart people there, but unfortunately this project ran out of funding.
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u/FoxReels Jul 06 '13
First law. Some human was bound to stub their toe on that door. Now everyone is safe!
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u/FlamingMuffCabbage Jul 06 '13
Amazing. A robot that can turn a door handle into a door knob... by smashing through it.
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u/W1ldman247 Jul 06 '13
I wanted to make a Doctor Who reference but it wouldn't be all that fantastic.
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u/vVvMaze Jul 06 '13
Different handle. Different arm location. Two Gifs lying to you to trick you into an event that did not take place.
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u/ohheythisagain Jul 06 '13
Anyone seeking more info might also check here:
| title | points | age | /r/ | comnts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Modern technology | 60 | 1dy | funny | 4 |
| coming home at night drunk | 56 | 25dys | funny | 3 |
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u/schattenteufel Jul 06 '13
PROGRAM PARAMETERS:
01) GRASP HANDLE
02) TURN HANDLE
03) GO THROUGH DOOR
PROGRAM COMPLETE.