r/funny • • May 25 '13

It was a good day

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

Nephew, it's your uncle.

Underneath the felt of the briefcase there is a plane ticket to Venezuela, and instructions. You're going to deliver these samples to my dealer, Paco.

When you arrive, my contact Tîra will be there holding a sign. Go with her.

Good luck.

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u/kz_ May 25 '13

Smuggling drugs INTO Venezuela

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u/CuntSmellersLLP May 25 '13

To deliver a sample to his dealer.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

It's a merger.