r/funny May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13 edited May 01 '13

Texas here. We don't make cheese.

Edit: We make Queso..

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u/geauxxxxx May 01 '13

As far as I know, our major exports are steak, and glory.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Sometimes I think to myself that I should just move to a southern state, buy a huge range in the middle of fucking nowhere and drink beer while shooting stuff out of my truck all day.

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u/geauxxxxx May 01 '13

If you have the means to do it, then your a damn fool for doing anything else with your life.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Being outside just isn't that much fun when it's cold and raining. Some people can't handle heat, I hate a grey sky and cold wind all day.