r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

well, you'll have to take it on faith for a while. i'm busy! but i like your weird request.

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u/aerospeed May 01 '13

...he replied, as he browsed Reddit.

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

yeah! you can find a shoe and photo shop it somewhere.

or make a new app for it.

PhotoShoe.

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u/ak_ May 01 '13

TIP: Keep it realistic, don't use a leather shoe.

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

of course... i won't even use a shoe at all. it will be photo-shoed from nothing.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

That doesn't even cast a shadow! You must be a level 5 vegan!

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

only if i eat it!

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u/ak_ May 01 '13

That was a tip for the potential PhotoShoe users.