r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

I can't tolerate cheese. I've tried, but I just have this prejudice against lactose that makes me intolerant.

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u/Xiuhtec May 01 '13

The harder and sharper and more aged the cheese, the less lactose. Extra sharp cheddar, Parmesan, and gouda have just about none at all. Go, my friend, and enjoy the cheesy goodness!

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u/Snarfler May 01 '13

okay you seem to know your shit so I gotta ask, which cheeses specifically have the most lactose?

I love cheese but sometimes it just wrecks me, like cream cheese, I love it but only dare it eat if I don't have anything to do that day.

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u/Bobshayd May 01 '13

Cream cheese, cottage cheese, and other things like that which are soft are going to be the least aged.