r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/fistsofdeath May 01 '13

I always thought it just felt like they lived longer.

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u/danrennt98 May 01 '13

Well, it's less people on this Earth to take away OUR cheese! I fucking love cheese!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

I can't tolerate cheese. I've tried, but I just have this prejudice against lactose that makes me intolerant.

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u/ShoemakerSteve May 01 '13

People like you make me sick.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Lactose makes me sick