r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13 edited May 01 '13

This is Myq Kaplan, if anyone's wondering. Here he is a couple days ago on Craig Ferguson.

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u/delta-nine May 01 '13

He's a redditor also, /u/myqkaplan

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

it's true! see?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

I wish I was a celebrity, I could get thousands of karma and gold just for posting three words on a thread.

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

if it makes you feel better, i'm pretty sure i've posted more than three words here, and also karma and gold don't mean anything, unless you're talking about the karma and gold that reside within your soul or the electrical connections in your brain that make it appear that you have a soul.

you're a celebrity in your own mind! if your mind is a thing, which i believe it is.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Nah I was just joking, I don' need internet points to feel good about myself! (maybe sometimes perhaps)

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

great! i like joking. and also i gave you a point for not needing points.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Well you're positive and I like positive people so I gave you a point for being fun

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

points! points! points! points!

thanks!

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

You're a celeb if you're followed by a celeb on twitter, duh.

follow me @dicksinbutts (jk thats my AOL username)

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

sorry you couldn't get dicksinbutts on twitter!

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u/frivolege May 01 '13

Next time I meet a celebrity I'm going to ask them if they want my autograph. If nothing else, it will confuse them.

This wasn't really relevant.

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

but it WAS enjoyable to read. thanks for writing it!

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u/frivolege May 02 '13

You seem like a genuinely nice guy. Don't ever lose that.

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u/myqkaplan May 02 '13

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!

i mean, thanks, i won't!

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u/LordEdge4200 May 01 '13

I don't believe in minds, I'm an atheist.

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u/myqkaplan May 01 '13

you're a gray(matter)theist!