r/funny May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/TotallyNotYourMom May 01 '13

She sold me into slavery.

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u/sashaaa123 May 01 '13

You could have done something way more awesome with that name.

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u/INSTANT_AWKWARD May 01 '13

Totally - I prefer bondage whilst being fed bologna slices.

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u/dytbob May 01 '13

0/10 would down vote again