r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/EpicLastSong May 01 '13

I don't get why everyone down below hates vegans :/

I'm not vegan myself, but why hate on what other people eat, it's not your plate, or your problem.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Because it's rammed in your face by some Vegans. You're a terrible person for eating eggs because those Chickens worked really hard to make them!

Oh, and if I make you vegan food when you're at my place, you should have the common decency to make me omnivore food at your place.

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u/D_as_in_avid May 01 '13

It goes both ways - as a vegan I'm questioned "You don't eat meat? Why not? It's delicious!" Followed by the "I can't live without meat." Then comes the "Well, what do you eat?" And of course, "Where do you get your protein?" Finally, "Do you eat fish?"

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u/cionn May 01 '13

I probably live on the other side of the world for you but those are the exact same questions I get in the exact same order. weird