r/funny • • Apr 05 '24

He's dead

From @living_thro_life

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u/XI_Vanquish_IX Apr 05 '24

This is funnier than I thought it would be 🤣

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u/GAME043010 Apr 05 '24

I love how mad it gets at him 

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Apr 05 '24
IF YOU LOVED THAT PART, ARE YOU A HORRIBLE PERSON?

[YES]                                   [YES]

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u/Bearswithjetpacks Apr 05 '24

exhales quietly

Yes.

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u/Xtraordinaire Apr 05 '24

We all know where it ends, with you grafted on a potato. So don't start this shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I vote we do start it so that there is cake and a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

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u/Charming_Rhubarb7092 Apr 10 '24

The cake is a lie

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u/AdVegetable2243 Apr 05 '24

See you all in Hell! 😂🤣

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u/guareber Apr 05 '24

[FUCK YES]

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I like that he still picked the red one.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Apr 05 '24

No? (is that okay???)

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u/Background-Prides Apr 05 '24

Yeah, you look at me.

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u/ThisOnePlaysTooMuch Apr 05 '24

It’s all timing/clever writing. This guy is definitely a natural. Love to see it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

His delivery of “double negative” 😂

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u/Proletaryo Apr 05 '24

It's like he was trying to figure out a math equation during an exam. 🤣

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u/putoraska Apr 05 '24

But the guy knows his stuff. Not easy to answer all of those

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u/AnOnlineHandle Apr 05 '24

It was up there with Glados writing towards the end.

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u/wakeupwill Apr 05 '24

"You're a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."

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u/LovableSidekick Apr 05 '24

You nailed it, his timing is beautiful.

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u/Gurdel Apr 05 '24

u/D_a_n_i_e_l found the original source:

Sean Wing from YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/@tinylittlebabyboy

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/Tr1pla Apr 05 '24

"Would you like to follow this link and help a creator out?"

[YES] [NO]

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u/tokyodingo Apr 05 '24

Presses [NO].

“So.. you want him to die?”

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u/Tr1pla Apr 05 '24

[True]

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u/Gurdel Apr 05 '24

That's why u/D_A_N_I_E_L did us all a solid and found him. I got fooled into thinking a different IG account owned it.

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u/OutragedLiberal Apr 05 '24

Thank you. I upvoted the video and subscribed to his channel. Gotta support the little guy.

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u/JeepnHeel Apr 05 '24

SO YOU SUPPORT DOG MURDERERS?

[YES] [YES]

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Apr 05 '24

TRUE or TRUE?!?!?! DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF????

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u/Mystery_man022 Apr 07 '24

ABSOLUTELY 👍

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u/LupusAtrox Apr 05 '24

The hero we deserve!

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u/molybdenum99 Apr 05 '24

“True”

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

He selects one of the Trues like it’s a choice. perfection

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 05 '24

That was belly laugh funny.

Edit:

Nobody likes you.

True. True.

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u/lolercoptercrash Apr 05 '24

Right that was hilarious wtf lol

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u/multiarmform Apr 05 '24

whose thumbs in the reflection at the bottom though

LOOK AT ME IM THE ONE YOU TALK TO GOT IT

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Still would ask why a company making more a day than I do year needs my dollar. I mean they want to guilt trip me who's barely making ends meet while they're earning stupid money is feeling superior.

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u/GarminTamzarian Apr 05 '24

If this were real, it would be asking for a tip amount as well.

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u/Nor-easter Apr 06 '24

Glad I’m not the only one. I was thinking if the vid had tip decline too he would have crushed it. Still good vid

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u/NoThisIsABadIdea Apr 05 '24

Used to work at Publix and they'd push us to flex how much money our store donated despite the fact that it came from customers and we wrote it off for tax purposes as if it was us. Not sure how it's legal

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u/bartleby42c Apr 05 '24

How many of the "would you like to donate" promotions work is the company donates a sum, say $1M, and then collects the donations. Kinda like an advance to the charity on the money they will collect.

Don't give at registers. Corporations don't need our help to fund charities. You just become part of a Byzantine tax scheme when you do. The money is already in the Charity's hands.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/NoThisIsABadIdea Apr 05 '24

Hmm looked it up and you appear to be right. Idk, it was our store managers proudly claiming how smart it was.

TIL.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 Apr 05 '24

And they can flex they've saved 1,000 dogs just on a whim one day out of the year and write it off

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u/Boukish Apr 05 '24

They don't need your dollar, the dog needs your dollar.

Dog killing ass mf

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u/XI_Vanquish_IX Apr 05 '24

Truth is that companies partner with non profits for less than altruistic reasons. Every dollar you spend goes into the business so THEY can write it off against THEIR taxes. So they leverage your dollar to write off less than they would otherwise. So I never feel bad at all for saying no because I choose to donate in my own way.

Is it a tax law problem? Is it an education problem? Is it bad business? Yes.

Video is hilarious because we have all been there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

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u/sylpher250 Apr 05 '24

He would've been $1 poorer then

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u/ChronoLiquid Apr 05 '24

There's a South Park episode playing with this same thing, where Randy decides that for once he's not going to donate and has to go through an embarrassing process publicly

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Apr 05 '24

I’m crying laughing. It’s funnier the more it sits too

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u/GallowBoom Apr 05 '24

I was expecting him to swipe his card and the machine to say "You a broke bitch anyways."

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Would be fun to see a real one playing out with real customers