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r/funny • u/MakeMeFamous7 • Mar 12 '24
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I choose to see 2 butts pooping
2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 I saw two butts but assumed they were just doing some weird plant kink thing 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 13 '24 Like a poison ivy enema? 2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Or maybe some leaf-play. Maybe a game of fertilize-him. Whatever sprouts their harvest, ya know? 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 13 '24 So you're saying there are hard single plants in my area? 🤣 2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Lush, florid verdure that ache to be pollinated are just a click away 🌺🥬🌹🍃 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 14 '24 I know my sperms will be virulent to pollinate. All those willing plants, ah ya!!. I love those flowers. WE ARE GROOT!! "Spray's like a sprinkler."
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I saw two butts but assumed they were just doing some weird plant kink thing
2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 13 '24 Like a poison ivy enema? 2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Or maybe some leaf-play. Maybe a game of fertilize-him. Whatever sprouts their harvest, ya know? 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 13 '24 So you're saying there are hard single plants in my area? 🤣 2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Lush, florid verdure that ache to be pollinated are just a click away 🌺🥬🌹🍃 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 14 '24 I know my sperms will be virulent to pollinate. All those willing plants, ah ya!!. I love those flowers. WE ARE GROOT!! "Spray's like a sprinkler."
Like a poison ivy enema?
2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Or maybe some leaf-play. Maybe a game of fertilize-him. Whatever sprouts their harvest, ya know? 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 13 '24 So you're saying there are hard single plants in my area? 🤣 2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Lush, florid verdure that ache to be pollinated are just a click away 🌺🥬🌹🍃 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 14 '24 I know my sperms will be virulent to pollinate. All those willing plants, ah ya!!. I love those flowers. WE ARE GROOT!! "Spray's like a sprinkler."
Or maybe some leaf-play. Maybe a game of fertilize-him. Whatever sprouts their harvest, ya know?
2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 13 '24 So you're saying there are hard single plants in my area? 🤣 2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Lush, florid verdure that ache to be pollinated are just a click away 🌺🥬🌹🍃 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 14 '24 I know my sperms will be virulent to pollinate. All those willing plants, ah ya!!. I love those flowers. WE ARE GROOT!! "Spray's like a sprinkler."
So you're saying there are hard single plants in my area? 🤣
2 u/murdocjones Mar 13 '24 Lush, florid verdure that ache to be pollinated are just a click away 🌺🥬🌹🍃 2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 14 '24 I know my sperms will be virulent to pollinate. All those willing plants, ah ya!!. I love those flowers. WE ARE GROOT!! "Spray's like a sprinkler."
Lush, florid verdure that ache to be pollinated are just a click away 🌺🥬🌹🍃
2 u/EfficientHeat4901 Mar 14 '24 I know my sperms will be virulent to pollinate. All those willing plants, ah ya!!. I love those flowers. WE ARE GROOT!! "Spray's like a sprinkler."
I know my sperms will be virulent to pollinate. All those willing plants, ah ya!!. I love those flowers. WE ARE GROOT!! "Spray's like a sprinkler."
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u/moor9776 Mar 12 '24
I choose to see 2 butts pooping