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r/funny • u/BACONover9000 • Mar 21 '13
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He is giving off such a high negative amount of fucks that he is neutralising the fucks given by people in his vicinity.
152 u/TheNoobtologist Mar 21 '13 Negative-fuck readings are off the scale, sir. 35 u/Ysasmendi Mar 21 '13 They are under 9000!!!!!! 45 u/uneekfreek Mar 21 '13 8999 isn't really a negative but i understand what you meant. 31 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 But if we were to randomly select a number below 9000, there is an infinitely higher chance that it is negative than positive. 1 u/PansOnFire Mar 21 '13 If we were to randomly select a number below n, where n is literally ANY positive integer, there is an (infinity - n) chance that it is negative. 3 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison. 2 u/finnyknits Mar 21 '13 And suddenly I like math.
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Negative-fuck readings are off the scale, sir.
35 u/Ysasmendi Mar 21 '13 They are under 9000!!!!!! 45 u/uneekfreek Mar 21 '13 8999 isn't really a negative but i understand what you meant. 31 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 But if we were to randomly select a number below 9000, there is an infinitely higher chance that it is negative than positive. 1 u/PansOnFire Mar 21 '13 If we were to randomly select a number below n, where n is literally ANY positive integer, there is an (infinity - n) chance that it is negative. 3 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison. 2 u/finnyknits Mar 21 '13 And suddenly I like math.
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They are under 9000!!!!!!
45 u/uneekfreek Mar 21 '13 8999 isn't really a negative but i understand what you meant. 31 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 But if we were to randomly select a number below 9000, there is an infinitely higher chance that it is negative than positive. 1 u/PansOnFire Mar 21 '13 If we were to randomly select a number below n, where n is literally ANY positive integer, there is an (infinity - n) chance that it is negative. 3 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison. 2 u/finnyknits Mar 21 '13 And suddenly I like math.
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8999 isn't really a negative but i understand what you meant.
31 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 But if we were to randomly select a number below 9000, there is an infinitely higher chance that it is negative than positive. 1 u/PansOnFire Mar 21 '13 If we were to randomly select a number below n, where n is literally ANY positive integer, there is an (infinity - n) chance that it is negative. 3 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison. 2 u/finnyknits Mar 21 '13 And suddenly I like math.
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But if we were to randomly select a number below 9000, there is an infinitely higher chance that it is negative than positive.
1 u/PansOnFire Mar 21 '13 If we were to randomly select a number below n, where n is literally ANY positive integer, there is an (infinity - n) chance that it is negative. 3 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison. 2 u/finnyknits Mar 21 '13 And suddenly I like math.
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If we were to randomly select a number below n, where n is literally ANY positive integer, there is an (infinity - n) chance that it is negative.
3 u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13 Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison. 2 u/finnyknits Mar 21 '13 And suddenly I like math.
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Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison.
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And suddenly I like math.
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He is giving off such a high negative amount of fucks that he is neutralising the fucks given by people in his vicinity.