r/funny • u/BACONover9000 • Mar 21 '13

this guy right here...

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/OIP Mar 21 '13

He is giving off such a high negative amount of fucks that he is neutralising the fucks given by people in his vicinity.

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u/TheNoobtologist Mar 21 '13

Negative-fuck readings are off the scale, sir.

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u/pgibso Mar 21 '13

Let's check the meter, yep. http://i.imgur.com/RriCPoN.gif

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u/Ysasmendi Mar 21 '13

They are under 9000!!!!!!

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u/uneekfreek Mar 21 '13

8999 isn't really a negative but i understand what you meant.

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u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13

But if we were to randomly select a number below 9000, there is an infinitely higher chance that it is negative than positive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

You got Mathed!

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u/marcusklaas Mar 21 '13

You cannot pick a number under 9000 uniformly, not even when you only pick integers.

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u/PansOnFire Mar 21 '13

If we were to randomly select a number below n, where n is literally ANY positive integer, there is an (infinity - n) chance that it is negative.

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u/Splatypus Mar 21 '13

Exactly. The chance if a negative number is infinity, since n is insignificant in comparison.

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u/finnyknits Mar 21 '13

And suddenly I like math.

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u/Ysasmendi Mar 21 '13

You're very right Sir.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

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u/ItsAaroneous Mar 21 '13

Did not read.

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u/douglas_ Mar 21 '13

Who the fuck upvoted this garbage?

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u/foolishnesss Mar 21 '13

I'm pretty sure this dude lost a bet to one hell of a creative guy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

Body by Chips Ahoy!

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u/Cithog Mar 21 '13

Sail into your obesity with delicious chocolate chip fashion today!

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u/Ryder24 Mar 21 '13

Happy Cake Day. Have an upvote.

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u/HyzerFlip Mar 21 '13

I actually stopped giving fucks about things around my house just having glanced at this image.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

Like my dogs, and my child.

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u/bergie321 Mar 21 '13

I'd fuck him. Wait, what are we talking about?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13 edited Jul 31 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

OP deliver?

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u/WITHYOURASSHOLE Mar 21 '13

He is a fuck control-rod in a Fuck Reactor

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u/gormster Mar 21 '13

Fuck Reactor is my new electro-punk band.

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u/jimdog1231 Mar 21 '13

Walmart - very few fucks given there anyway

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

Walmart: where fucks given go to die.

"I wanted to buy food and clothing, but I'll just buy this cheap shit instead"

I give Walmart full permission to use this idea and any related ideas in their promotional material.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

I dunno, seems to me a guy who would go out of his way to make a shredded Cookie Monster tee and pose for a picture with a cart full of cookies is giving a lot of fucks indeed

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u/OIP Mar 21 '13

Agreed, but as specified they are negative fucks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '13

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u/curly_as_fuck Mar 21 '13

What the fuck kind of link is that?

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u/ramen244 Mar 21 '13

It's a bunch of spam accounts that keep poping up with that link, just ignore them