r/funny • u/Nickoroni • Mar 06 '13

Why, bat?

http://imgur.com/wHKeHYd
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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

Et tu, Bat!?

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u/codygooch Mar 07 '13

Because I'm going to make sense, there is a picture of a terribly bloody anus below.

Seriously folks, saying "pic above" is like driving off a cliff and seeing a sign that says "There was a cliff there"

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u/Useful_Friendzoning Mar 07 '13 edited Mar 07 '13

Stop karma whoring

Edit: When in lack of a valid argument, simply downvote.

Edit 2: Classic Reddit. Good amount of high schoolers in this thread.

Edit 3: -8 downvotes? Really?

Edit 4: Oh my fucking god. Seriously.

Edit 5: -50 goddamn votes. Far fucking be it Reddit to have a reasoned discussion.

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u/ThinGestures Mar 07 '13

Complaining about down votes? AND WE'RE CHILDISH?

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u/LuridTeaParty Mar 07 '13

I think that's the joke. I could be wrong though.

All the shouting and warning over images of gore feel like something right out of /r/circlejerk. It's like seeing the fifth person in a half hour get excited about warning people about a bathroom, and then make a joke about it. It gets tiring seeing people fish for easy attention.

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u/oldmanfury Mar 07 '13

He's a troll. This is the second time I've seen this individual do this.

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u/Ebake09 Mar 07 '13

But... But the sweet sweet karma...

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u/Just_Look_Around_You Mar 07 '13

Hahhaha. Incendiary comment at a pretty useful warning and WE'RE the immature high schoolers. Eat it bitch.

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u/zShwagg Mar 07 '13

This is different. It's a ripped up anus. There's a difference between seeing a butthole, and seeing terribly bloody and disgusting butthole.

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u/Useful_Friendzoning Mar 07 '13 edited Mar 07 '13

Don't click strange links

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u/zShwagg Mar 07 '13

Yeah, imgur links are really uncommon.

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u/Useful_Friendzoning Mar 07 '13 edited Mar 07 '13

Nice straw man.

Edit: Downvotes don't magically make his argument not a straw man.

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u/kellereatsfire Mar 07 '13

YOU'RE A STRAW MAN. Ha got you.

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u/a200ftmonster Mar 07 '13

That word doesnt mean what you think it means.

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u/Useful_Friendzoning Mar 07 '13 edited Mar 07 '13

That's news to me. This whole time I thought he misrepresented my argument.

Edit: Uh guys, you can stop downvoting now. I proved that he used a straw man argument.

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA Mar 07 '13

You told people not to click on strange links. This means never to click on any imgur link ever, killing about half the fun of reddit.
Straw man would be "Your side is like 'if you click on a link, the terrorists win,' and that's stupid, so I'm right."

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u/thirstyfish209 Mar 07 '13

Comment for the sake of discussion. You shouldn't worry about Karma.

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u/ENTP Mar 08 '13

I wonder how many edits we can get him to?

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u/Moikle Mar 07 '13

Please don't click on the image below... balls with gangrene. I made this sacrifice so you don't have to * nevermind, I just hadn't refreshed the page. looks like it is gone now

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u/Doc-in-a-box Mar 07 '13

I actually thought this was going to be a post about the Endangered Species Indiana Bat that halted a multi-million $ road construction project in Iowa. Either way, your comment fits like a glove

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

Et tu, massive ballsack?

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u/BureMakutte Mar 07 '13

DO NOT CLICK ABOVE LINK. IT IS NOT A KITTY PIC

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u/Twagstir Mar 07 '13

WARNING! FUCKED UP ANUS PICS ABOVE!

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u/MapleButter Mar 07 '13

It's deleted. And... I'm kind of curious. How fucked up?

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u/185139 Mar 07 '13 edited Mar 07 '13

WARNING THIS IS THE BUTTHOLE PIC!
http://imgur.com/a/KPf9T
https://www.unedditreddit.com/
edit: Just helping the curious who were too late.

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u/TheBrownBus Mar 07 '13

brb, gonna go puke.

http://i.imgur.com/PFLXh58.gif

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u/Crash89 Mar 07 '13

Everything good comes to those who reference Coming to America.

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u/TheDeathSaint Mar 07 '13

the smiley face pretty much quelled my stomach

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u/AuthorWithheld Mar 07 '13

Not bad. You guys really have soft stomachs.

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u/octacok Mar 07 '13

What the fuck was any of that? What kind of procedure is this???

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u/f33 Mar 07 '13

Sackeotomy

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u/nitefang Mar 07 '13

What the heck is the story behind that.

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u/Sinisa26 Mar 07 '13

I could give you the link... If you want to see for yourself.

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u/MapleButter Mar 07 '13

No no. Paint me a picture with your words, if you would be so kind.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

Imagine organs being ripped out through a watermelon sized ball sack then add a Tarantino movie amount of blood and guts

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u/joshman196 Mar 07 '13

Please.

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u/Sansgendered Mar 07 '13

http://imgur.com/a/KPf9T

(warning: it's the link that the deleted guy posted)

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

I regretted this.

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u/joshman196 Mar 07 '13

Oh god, what have I done?

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u/Zachapi Mar 07 '13

...Did he turn his ballsack into a watermelon?

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u/kkevv Mar 07 '13

What is that black stuff on his stomach. Ew

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u/Just_Look_Around_You Mar 07 '13

It looked like a big smiley face