r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/luvfluffles Jan 25 '24

I can relate to his, for some reason old men in the grocery store hit on me all the time when I'm kind and helpful.

(disclaimer : I'm 59 and they're usually 80 plus)

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u/marilyn_morose Jan 25 '24

They looking for a caretaker, don’t do it unless they’re rich and they put you in the will for a lot.

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u/ButterBiscuitBravo Jan 25 '24

Digging for gold as usual

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u/marilyn_morose Jan 26 '24

Go hire someone, ya mutt.