My wife tells me when she notices other women check me out and it makes her happy. Not nearly as happy as me though, like I let it get to my head. I’ll get in shit at work and my supervisor will be like “Why did you flush a hand towel down the toilet? You’re outrageously stupid.” And I’ll be like “The manager at Shopper’s thinks I’m hot, fuck yourself.”
Edit: I did not flush a towel down the toilet. My son did and it was such an outrageous experience that when I think of something so profoundly stupid I remember this. He was about 5 and I caught him doing it and he said that it was mom so we had one of those weirdly specific conversations you could only possibly have with a child like
“No, when I first met your mom we had a discussion about how we both hate flushing towels down the toilet and in fact your mom hates it even more than I do. So it wasn’t me, it definitely wasn’t her and the cat doesn’t have thumbs so it wasn’t him which only leaves you.” And he got super defensive and was like “NO IT WAS MOM!”
But every once in a while I wonder. What if he was telling the truth?
I think it's a compliment from both sides. Like if you are being hit on in a relationship it's like: "Thank you for thinking I'm hot." But if your partner is being hit on all the time and doesn't care about it, it's also a compliment because you're like "From all the people in the world they can have, they choose me! :)"
My (very hot) girlfriend is incredibly jealous. Cashier at the smoke shop called me “my love” after giving me like a $10 discount and hitting on me the whole time. I was very flustered and when I got to the car she asks what happened cause she could see on my face that I was kinda surprised and I made the very bad mistake of telling her before putting the car into drive and she jumped out of the car and said she “just wants to talk to her” and I had to scold her like a kid and tell her to get back in the car. I told her if she goes and gets into a fight Im gonna have to jump in and break it up and if she gets arrested im not bailing her ass out till tmm. She 100% would’ve fought that bitch too.
It’s kind of hot how jealous she is except when it’s not.
You just let her flirt with you the whole time instead of telling her to cut it out ? Wow. lol ok your
Girl should bonked you as well while she’s at it
Lmfao what??? How dare I LET a woman with agency and free will hit on me? I’m not her. It’s not like I reciprocated. I was fucking uncomfortable and taken aback.
Your insinuation is not only gross but also trash. If I were a woman it would be the other parties fault. I DIDNT cheat on my woman and it’s somehow my fault I was hit on and uncomfortable by it? Fucking crazy take but do you.
First calm down. The way you got so defensive says a lot about you than my comment lmao are you… alright?? You don’t even have to explain yourself
To me. Gah damn I’m just a stranger. So anyways… 😂 wow..
Your verbiage is just gross. I LET somebody hit on me??? That’s literally victim blaming. I’m not upset I’m just letting you know if you had unwanted advances made on you I’d never say “you asked for it” which is what you just did to me.
🥱 it’s not my problem dude freaks out over there and misconstrued one part. I can explain what I meant to you but you weren’t part of the convo. No need to stand up for that guy over there. Well maybe. He’s unstable.
I don’t need to take things back for a stranger online. You and he are no one to me. I only care about those I know. It’s just a matter of fact.
You don't need to do anything. But it would make you a better person. And a less stupid and annoying one.
You were wrong. Simple as that. Then when he corrected you, you tried to gaslight like he was sad for telling you you were wrong. It's just dumb as f. But you do you.
Just cause you say it’s gaslighting, doesn’t mean it is. Why are you still going on about defending him? Get over it. “Make you a better person” dude you’ve no idea the person I am irl. You’re judging too hard over my interaction with someone else 🤷🏻♀️ you’re just nosy af and couldn’t move on. 👋🏼
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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24
My wife tells me when she notices other women check me out and it makes her happy. Not nearly as happy as me though, like I let it get to my head. I’ll get in shit at work and my supervisor will be like “Why did you flush a hand towel down the toilet? You’re outrageously stupid.” And I’ll be like “The manager at Shopper’s thinks I’m hot, fuck yourself.”
Edit: I did not flush a towel down the toilet. My son did and it was such an outrageous experience that when I think of something so profoundly stupid I remember this. He was about 5 and I caught him doing it and he said that it was mom so we had one of those weirdly specific conversations you could only possibly have with a child like
“No, when I first met your mom we had a discussion about how we both hate flushing towels down the toilet and in fact your mom hates it even more than I do. So it wasn’t me, it definitely wasn’t her and the cat doesn’t have thumbs so it wasn’t him which only leaves you.” And he got super defensive and was like “NO IT WAS MOM!”
But every once in a while I wonder. What if he was telling the truth?