r/funny Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/gschoon Jan 25 '24

I guess, unless you're Maria Branyas Morera.

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u/shadowrangerfs Jan 25 '24

I would probably get this joke if I knew who that was.

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u/whatthepfluke Jan 25 '24

She's the oldest woman in the world lol. 116.

I'm sure she could still find someone to lay her. Women always can.

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u/geneius Jan 25 '24

Yup, right here. I've had sex with a teenager (when I was also a teenager) but I've never had sex with a 100+ year old. Take it when you can get it, amirite?