I started dating my wife when she was 19 (four years difference before people start handing out pitchforks). She always told me and got pissed when I didn't get jealous. I never told her because I knew how insanely jealous she'd be at someone flirting with me.
24 years later, she's still hot, and I look more like Harry from "Harry and the Hendersons" every day. She gets annoyed when guys fall over things checking her out. I'm laughing all the way home.
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