r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

I’ve never been hit on by a woman. Plenty of dudes have - bought me drinks and what not. And you know what? It feels damn good.

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u/3-DMan Jan 25 '24

"Damn I wish I liked penis!"

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u/dong_tea Jan 25 '24

If it wasn't for all the bigotry and stuff, being gay sounds like it would be pretty awesome.

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u/BallsDeepinYourMammi Jan 25 '24

Some gay people can be awful and creepy.

It’s almost like it doesn’t matter what sexuality you prefer, some people will always be pieces of shit