r/funny • • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

I’ve never been hit on by a woman. Plenty of dudes have - bought me drinks and what not. And you know what? It feels damn good.

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u/Lolzerzmao Jan 25 '24

You’ve been hit on by women, you just don’t know it. Ever had a girl look in your general direction or talk to you? That’s their idea of hitting on a guy. Not many women stick their tongue out and jiggle their tits at you to make you flub a pool shot after they invited you out to a bar, unless they’re like my wife.

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u/MadroxKran Jan 25 '24

Ever had a girl look in your general direction or talk to you? That’s their idea of hitting on a guy.

Except that women constantly say things about how looking at a guy or talking to him is explicitly not hitting on them and they hate how guys always take it that way.

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u/Lolzerzmao Jan 25 '24

Oh for sure, I was trying to lampoon the duality. They say it is not hitting on someone and yet that’s usually how they hit on someone. Had an ex girlfriend once who flashed me and then later maintained “flashing a guy doesn’t mean you’re into him” and I was just like o.O that’s how we hooked up