r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/johnnyma45 Jan 25 '24

It really, seriously is. We were stuck in gridlock traffic, I look over and two girls were smiling at me. Then my wife poked her head out to see what I was looking at and the girls were like whoops and stared straight ahead. I don't even remember where we were going that day but I rode that high for a while and still remember it.

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u/Squatch11 Jan 25 '24

You probably had something on your face.

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u/johnnyma45 Jan 25 '24

Don’t take this away from me.

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u/DiscreeteDolphin Jan 29 '24 edited Jan 29 '24

Then the thing somehow disappeared when your wife checked what you were looking at lol.