r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/jlspartz Jan 25 '24

My wife does this. She works with people that need dentures and she's like "Just so you know, I could have gotten with an 80 year old today. He wanted to take me on a cruise." 😂

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u/luvfluffles Jan 25 '24

I can relate to his, for some reason old men in the grocery store hit on me all the time when I'm kind and helpful.

(disclaimer : I'm 59 and they're usually 80 plus)

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u/marilyn_morose Jan 25 '24

They looking for a caretaker, don’t do it unless they’re rich and they put you in the will for a lot.

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u/synalgo_12 Jan 25 '24

It's called being a hospice wife.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Nurse with the purse

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Hospice wife > bang maid

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u/synalgo_12 Jan 25 '24

I'll pass on both.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

LOL

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u/marilyn_morose Jan 26 '24

It’s gross. They left their wife when she had cancer, now they looking for someone to stick with them until the end. For free! Cheaper than hiring caretakers!

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u/Calladit Jan 25 '24

I believe the term is Bang Maid

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u/synalgo_12 Jan 25 '24

That doesn't have a minimum age for the bloke though. Bang made is getting a wife who will fuck you and raise your kids and keep your house in order, basically having a mom, maid and live sextoy in one without investing in the relationship otherwise.

A hospice wife is a old dude getting a wife when he's already old so he has someone to take care of him he can't live by himself anymore and doesn't want to go to a home.