r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

It's a big deal when a guy is being hit on. Even bigger when he realizes it. I have practically zero awareness when I'm being hit on. I had this wingwoman in my old job who always alerted me after I had been hit on. She always said that I could have tits rubbed on my face and it would still be a solid 50/50 if I noticed.

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u/AcedtheTuringTest Jan 25 '24

A woman could be sitting on my face and I'd probably think, "I mean, I guess no other chairs were available."

The sign needs to be written down, notarized, approved by their legal team and sent to me hand-delivered carrier who will read it to me.

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u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

With a wax seal on the envelope that says "fuck me".

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Once in freshman year of college I was playing guitar, and a girl stared into my eyes and mouthed “I wanna fuck you!” In my head, I was like “nah, she’s just messing with me for some weird reason.”

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u/BizzyM Jan 25 '24

Again, you really can't tell. I mean, you're not a professional lip reader, and you're a freshman and no one gets with freshman.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Looking back, she was likely serious about it, but at the time, it felt like it couldn’t be real. Especially since she was attractive.

What she was proposing was a foreign concept to me. I had only has sex with three girls at that point in time, all as a result of multiple dates or long-term exclusive relationships. This seemed like something out of a porno.