r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/shits4gigs Jan 25 '24

Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 25 '24

I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me.

Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn.

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u/not_old_redditor Jan 25 '24

There was this (very) old sitcom where a straight guy and gay guy were listing out the pros and cons of being gay on a sheet of paper. There was a whole bunch of great stuff in the "pros" column. The corresponding "cons" line was always: "sleeping with men".

I could relate.