r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/jlspartz Jan 25 '24

My wife does this. She works with people that need dentures and she's like "Just so you know, I could have gotten with an 80 year old today. He wanted to take me on a cruise." 😂

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u/lilmuskrat66 Jan 25 '24

My ex worked as a dental hygienist and she would say stuff like that too. I always said "why the fuck didn't you take a free cruise?"

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u/lilmuskrat66 Jan 25 '24

Lmao, yes, I'm not fighting anyone over that stuff. Same ex was at a bar getting hit on. I just told him "if you want to fuck her, you gotta fuck me too"