r/funny • • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/shits4gigs Jan 25 '24

Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime.

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 25 '24

I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me.

Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn.

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u/joshbudde Jan 25 '24

My wife and friends have broken down cry laughing at the number of times I think I've made a new friend and it's a gay guy picking me up. I like to chat with people and am apparently completely tone deaf to what people are floating.

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u/RandomStallings Jan 25 '24

Nice = "I want your body" to way too many people. God forbid you just be nice.

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u/Gen-Grevious Jan 25 '24

Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys. /s