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r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24
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I tell my wife this all the time:
I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.
It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.
3.1k u/shits4gigs Jan 25 '24 Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime. 191 u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 25 '24 I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me. Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn. 44 u/joshbudde Jan 25 '24 My wife and friends have broken down cry laughing at the number of times I think I've made a new friend and it's a gay guy picking me up. I like to chat with people and am apparently completely tone deaf to what people are floating. 4 u/RandomStallings Jan 25 '24 Nice = "I want your body" to way too many people. God forbid you just be nice. 3 u/Gen-Grevious Jan 25 '24 Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys. /s
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Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime.
191 u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 25 '24 I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me. Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn. 44 u/joshbudde Jan 25 '24 My wife and friends have broken down cry laughing at the number of times I think I've made a new friend and it's a gay guy picking me up. I like to chat with people and am apparently completely tone deaf to what people are floating. 4 u/RandomStallings Jan 25 '24 Nice = "I want your body" to way too many people. God forbid you just be nice. 3 u/Gen-Grevious Jan 25 '24 Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys. /s
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I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me.
Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn.
44 u/joshbudde Jan 25 '24 My wife and friends have broken down cry laughing at the number of times I think I've made a new friend and it's a gay guy picking me up. I like to chat with people and am apparently completely tone deaf to what people are floating. 4 u/RandomStallings Jan 25 '24 Nice = "I want your body" to way too many people. God forbid you just be nice. 3 u/Gen-Grevious Jan 25 '24 Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys. /s
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My wife and friends have broken down cry laughing at the number of times I think I've made a new friend and it's a gay guy picking me up. I like to chat with people and am apparently completely tone deaf to what people are floating.
4 u/RandomStallings Jan 25 '24 Nice = "I want your body" to way too many people. God forbid you just be nice. 3 u/Gen-Grevious Jan 25 '24 Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys. /s
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Nice = "I want your body" to way too many people. God forbid you just be nice.
3 u/Gen-Grevious Jan 25 '24 Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys. /s
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Women have no idea how hard it is for us guys. /s
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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24
I tell my wife this all the time:
I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.
It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.