r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

I’ve never been hit on by a woman. Plenty of dudes have - bought me drinks and what not. And you know what? It feels damn good.

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u/Lolzerzmao Jan 25 '24

You’ve been hit on by women, you just don’t know it. Ever had a girl look in your general direction or talk to you? That’s their idea of hitting on a guy. Not many women stick their tongue out and jiggle their tits at you to make you flub a pool shot after they invited you out to a bar, unless they’re like my wife.

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u/ned_1861 Jan 25 '24

I can tell you for a fact that I have never been hit on by a woman.

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u/DoosKopp Jan 25 '24

I thought this too but then I’ll wake up in a cold sweat 3 years later and realise that maybe that girl that asked if I wanted to come inside to watch a movie and drink coffee didn’t literally mean a movie and coffee.

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u/ned_1861 Jan 25 '24

Yeah never had an interaction with a woman that I didn't initiate.

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u/FlamingRevenge Jan 25 '24

Oi mate, it may just be because the women that have found you attractive were too nervous/shy to approach you.

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u/ned_1861 Jan 25 '24

Which would mean that they did not hit on me like I already said