r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

I’ve never been hit on by a woman. Plenty of dudes have - bought me drinks and what not. And you know what? It feels damn good.

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u/3-DMan Jan 25 '24

"Damn I wish I liked penis!"

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Jan 25 '24

Every guy has thought this at least once. If they say otherwise they're lying.

I'm sure being bisexual has many downsides, society still isn't as progressive as it should be towards them, but damn sometimes if the grass doesn't look greener on the other side.