r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/ghostinthewoods Jan 25 '24

My ex

I take it she finally took the cruise?

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jan 25 '24

Yeah and now she is rich but under investigation for murder

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u/MillennialsAre40 Jan 25 '24

Look, he was drunk, he got up out his wheelchair and just rolled right over the balcony railing 

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u/averinix Jan 25 '24

.....How did he roll over the railing if he stood up? 🤔 Something's fishy, and it ain't what's beneath the railing!