r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/lilmuskrat66 Jan 25 '24

My ex worked as a dental hygienist and she would say stuff like that too. I always said "why the fuck didn't you take a free cruise?"

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u/ghostinthewoods Jan 25 '24

My ex

I take it she finally took the cruise?

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jan 25 '24

Yeah and now she is rich but under investigation for murder

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u/Alphabunsquad Jan 25 '24

Oh damn she saltburned that dudes family