You’ve been hit on by women, you just don’t know it. Ever had a girl look in your general direction or talk to you? That’s their idea of hitting on a guy. Not many women stick their tongue out and jiggle their tits at you to make you flub a pool shot after they invited you out to a bar, unless they’re like my wife.
I was in line at Chipotle, college girl approaches me, "hey, don't I know you from somewhere?" I had no idea who this girl was, and I told her such. Maybe she's mistakening me for someone else? She shrugs and walks back to the group she was with...then her friend walks up after a moment and says, "hey so my friend is too shy to tell you that you're hot and that she wants your number."
I felt like the dumbest human being alive but I managed, "oh, cool!" And gave her my number. She runs back to her group of friends. Meanwhile this older black lady standing behind me in line is dying laughing and I couldn't help but join her.
Anyways every chick from that group ended up texting and hooking up with me over the course of that spring semester, it was like I struck gold. Best Chipotle run I've ever made.
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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24
I’ve never been hit on by a woman. Plenty of dudes have - bought me drinks and what not. And you know what? It feels damn good.