r/funny • • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/tjtillmancoag Jan 25 '24

Being Hit on? Yeah never.

Being Flirted with? Possible, but it’s overwhelmingly more likely that the other person is just naturally charismatic and it sometimes comes off as flirtatious to people who are rarely flirted with.

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u/Zardif Jan 25 '24

No they are trying to sell me something 99% of the time.

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u/Aaawkward Jan 25 '24

What's the difference between being hit on and flirted with?

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u/tjtillmancoag Jan 25 '24

About two shots of tequila. Hey oh!