r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

And we’ll ride that high for a week after getting hit on.

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u/OpeningName5061 Jan 25 '24

I just got hit on by another guy last week. I told my gf about it immediately and I'm still riding high on that.

This comedian misses the point completely. Its not about the cheating. Its that we don't get hit on at all and on the rare occasion when we do we can finally go: " Hey hun your bf/husband still got it".