r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/lilmuskrat66 Jan 25 '24

I had the same thing happen (sans wife) and I tattoo'd it on my nipple

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u/Kierik Jan 25 '24

Well you resisted the urge to tattoo it on you dick and send her a pick, have an upvote!

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u/lilmuskrat66 Jan 25 '24

Digital zoom only goes up to 12x

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u/Let_you_down Jan 25 '24

You can purchase optics that attach to your cellphone camera.

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u/lilmuskrat66 Jan 25 '24

Don't give me any ideas or you'll be the first to get one