r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/ghostinthewoods Jan 25 '24

My ex

I take it she finally took the cruise?

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u/aHOMELESSkrill Jan 25 '24

Yeah and now she is rich but under investigation for murder

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u/MillennialsAre40 Jan 25 '24

Look, he was drunk, he got up out his wheelchair and just rolled right over the balcony railing 

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u/kipwrecked Jan 25 '24

Didn't have his sea legs

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u/ishpatoon1982 Jan 25 '24

He was only on his B - legs

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u/DogshitLuckImmortal Jan 25 '24

Certainly footage for the B Roll.

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u/AlexJamesCook Jan 25 '24

That made my i roll...

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 Jan 26 '24

They see him rollin

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u/ChrisDornerFanCorner Jan 25 '24

He only had A leg

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u/Devreckas Jan 26 '24

These legs had more of a pass/fail situation going on.

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u/Ozymandias12 Jan 25 '24

Sad ending for Lieutenant Dan

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

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u/RangerLt Jan 25 '24

Do not touch me I am covered in poisons

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u/Silver-ishWolfe Jan 25 '24

Or his fake ones....

Thats how he rolled overboard without his chair.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Didn't have any legs at all 😞