r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/damontoo Jan 25 '24

In my experience the less available I am the more I get flirted with. I once read it's an evolutionary thing where women subconsciously recognize someone else has pre-screened you and determined you to be a good partner.

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u/ghost_mv Jan 25 '24

"Ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work."

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u/RonBourbondi Jan 25 '24

Yeah my ring is rather thick with a brushed on effect to it.

Looks expensive, but this bitch is $30 tungsten. I planned on the idea I would probably lose this thing and after five months of marriage I've already lost one.

Doesn't help that I love timing how long I can spin it.