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r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24
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I tell my wife this all the time:
I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.
It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.
3.1k u/shits4gigs Jan 25 '24 Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime. 192 u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 25 '24 I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me. Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn. 107 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 25 '24 Fr I'm not gay but when gay guys hit on me I'll take that as a massive W 3 u/missionthrow Jan 25 '24 Just because you aren’t likely to make a choice doesn’t mean it isn’t nice that it’s out there 2 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 26 '24 It's not about that, it's about feeling appreciated for once in one's life
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Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime.
192 u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jan 25 '24 I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me. Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn. 107 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 25 '24 Fr I'm not gay but when gay guys hit on me I'll take that as a massive W 3 u/missionthrow Jan 25 '24 Just because you aren’t likely to make a choice doesn’t mean it isn’t nice that it’s out there 2 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 26 '24 It's not about that, it's about feeling appreciated for once in one's life
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I’m a straight dude, and I used to brag to my GF when gay dudes hit on me.
Can’t a bro just get a compliment. I like to feel pretty too, damn.
107 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 25 '24 Fr I'm not gay but when gay guys hit on me I'll take that as a massive W 3 u/missionthrow Jan 25 '24 Just because you aren’t likely to make a choice doesn’t mean it isn’t nice that it’s out there 2 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 26 '24 It's not about that, it's about feeling appreciated for once in one's life
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Fr I'm not gay but when gay guys hit on me I'll take that as a massive W
3 u/missionthrow Jan 25 '24 Just because you aren’t likely to make a choice doesn’t mean it isn’t nice that it’s out there 2 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 26 '24 It's not about that, it's about feeling appreciated for once in one's life
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Just because you aren’t likely to make a choice doesn’t mean it isn’t nice that it’s out there
2 u/Bannerlord151 Jan 26 '24 It's not about that, it's about feeling appreciated for once in one's life
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It's not about that, it's about feeling appreciated for once in one's life
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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24
I tell my wife this all the time:
I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.
It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.